I grew up in the Bronx. The Bronx teaches you to survive. It's like, 'Bring it on!'

All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance.

It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so.

There is one guaranteed formula for failure, and that is to try to please everyone.

Last year we said, 'Things can't go on like this', and they didn't, they got worse.

A king can stand people's fighting but he can't last long if people start thinking.

Our public men are speaking every day on something, but they ain't saying anything.

The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match.

Broad-minded is just another way of saying a fellow is too lazy to form an opinion.

A holding company is the people you give your money to while you're being searched.

If your time is worth anything, travel by air. If not, you might just as well walk.

I was an activist long before I even entertained the possibility of being an actor.

Whether I'm single or in a relationship, I'm the same person. The same human being.

I was up for 'Harry Potter' way, way back. But I don't quite fit the bill, I think.

The only subject I know anything about is myself and I don't know that too clearly.

I think anything is possible to anyone who dreams, dares, works and never gives up.

I went to film school and wanted to learn everything there was about making movies.

What resonates with people is that it feels like you actually are thinking of them.

I said we are Ghodratis and there's nothing that Ghodratis like more than a bargain.

I feel I will always have that spirit bear with me, so I will always feel protected.

I kinda feel like an idiot sometimes. Although I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

My intention is never to hurt anybody. I'm happy when people are having a good time.

I think I'm playing grown up because I have kids now. But I don't feel grown up yet.

I've never been really great at trusting anybody, just because of the way I grew up.

Most actors who direct do it because they've been directed by so many bad directors.

I don't make plans, because life is short and unpredictable - much like the weather!

My background is on the stage, so when I'd write movies, they'd be a lot like plays.

No matter what you do or where you are, you're going to be missing out on something.

I think the most fun I ever had was playing King Arthur in Spamalot on the West End.

I was 7, and I remember being given a part in a play and thinking, This is exciting.

What is it about actors? God knows I get bored with actors talking about themselves.

If we had 3 million exhibitionists and only one voyeur, nobody could make any money.

Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie.

I've always known that I wanted to sing, and I wanted to dance, and I wanted to act.

I love Frank Ocean. We're going to get married. In true life, we should get married.

I'm a hopeless romantic, I say very loudly and proudly. I get a lot of stick for it.

Modern reality TV sets up these competitive situations to show us real human nature.

Whether a man is guilty or innocent, we have to find that out by due process of law.

Over the years, I've loved being on stage with an orchestra, waving my hands around.

And I love a scary movie. It makes your toes curl and it's not you going through it.

I enjoy painting. I don't know if I'm good at it, but I paint. I paint very quickly.

Instead of becoming an engineer like my brother, I moved to New York to be an actor.

I guess cows aren't into the four food groups, especially when they are two of them.

It's good for actors to confront those things we have to act: panic, pain and death.

I got into a fight with a kid in junior high, and then we became friends after that.

The point of drinking in moderation is that sometimes you don't drink in moderation.

I try and reduce myself to an almost blank slate and hope to God that I am creative.

It's great to work with the people who make you laugh and who are funnier than I am.

I host reality shows; the last thing I ever wanted to do was be a contestant on one.

The human condition means that we can zone out and forget what the hell we're doing.

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