I'll be honest with you: not a chance in this world. But you know, stranger things have happened.

I'd read Up in the Old Hotel, and I wanted to do something with Mitchell's stuff for a long time.

Kenneth Branagh is one of the funniest directors on the set. You laugh a lot. He's very skillful.

I had a dog I raised for many years. He was a Pekingese with big eyes and a flat face, very cute.

When you want to learn about something, what is the first thing you do... you go to the internet.

The more you work, the more people see your work and would like to work with you, and vice versa.

Do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?

I never know what I'm going to get. A 'Sopranos' fan is very different from a 'Big Lebowski' fan.

Goalies almost never get credit for winning a game, but they always get blamed for losing a game.

I would like for my kids to at least have some familiarity with who I am: "It's the man from TV!"

I would like for my kids to at least have some familiarity with who I am: 'It's the man from TV!'

I've always been drawn to discomfort and that limbo of unease you get between comedy and tragedy.

If you pray about it don't worry about it. If you're going to worry about it don't pray about it.

My father instilled in me to take care of my family. Show up even when you don't want to show up.

It's amazing how fast you learn something if they shove you out on the stage and say, 'Learn it.'

I always felt the audience sorta tolerated the serious musical parts while I was doing my comedy.

To a police officer, a sawed off shotgun is the ultimate nightmare. You can blow someone in half!

The GOP/corporate right-wing, it seems, never really considers the consequences of their actions.

I once went to a 'Star Trek' convention by mistake - I thought I was going to a 'Doctor Who' one.

That's what Rocky is all about: pride, reputation, and not being another bum in the neighborhood.

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

I feel like I've forcefully been thrust into the tech world, and I've enjoyed every minute of it.

Without a doubt, my sexuality was something that I just never discussed, especially in the 1950s.

I want a brood, you know. I'd like to have a little soccer team and a minivan and all that stuff.

Canada is great. It's one of the most beautiful cities and I'm definitely going to miss it a lot.

I looked over and Jim Morrison was dancing the jitterbug with my grandmother on the coffee table.

The thing with being on a series that runs that long is that the writers run out of things to do.

You keep knocking on the devil's door long enough and sooner or later someone's gonna answer you.

New York cops are very specific in terms of the way they talk and the way they handle themselves.

As an artist I have an even more abiding interest in the compact between the Arts and Government.

I was voted valedictorian, and at my school it wasn't based on grades; that was the popular vote.

Well, I think first it was rare for me to do anything that had any kind of a romantic note to it.

I'm so scared of doing theater. I've got stage fright, although they keep asking me to come back.

A rice cooker has changed my life. The overnight-oatmeal deal is a big win at the Olyphant house.

I'd like to think I'm a little more easygoing than the character on 'Deadwood,' without question.

Plenty of clever children have to pretend to be not clever or else they get bullied by the thick.

Just like other illnesses, depression can be treated so that people can live happy, active lives.

Regional theatres don't patronise their audiences, and they're not afraid to do big, bold things.

I like writing songs - I keep saying that one day I'll do something with them, but I haven't yet.

There was a scary two years where it was madness because I was really in trouble with the taxman.

We all borrow and steal and copy from each other, and that's the way I think people get inspired.

There was a period of time in Los Angeles when I wondered if I was just going to lose everything.

My parents are very lovely people - the sort of people that one should aspire to be like, really.

Sometimes people in search of a better fishing hole can't see the body of water in front of them.

I love working with people who can teach me, because they're masters of the same business I'm in.

It's an Afghanistan goat, so it can't stay here, or else it'll choke on the sweet air of freedom.

Coming back to New Girl was a real reminder of how lucky I am to be on a popular network TV show.

If we seek the most happiness we can as individuals, it sort of bleeds into other people's lives.

'Madea' is a Southern term. It's short for 'mother dear.' So there are a lot of Madeas out there.

I've thought about it, but I don't think I'd ever get a 'Teen Wolf' tattoo, and I don't know why.

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