People can criticise me all day long. It just washes off me. You might as well be talking to a wall.
There's a difference between a failure and a fiasco... a fiasco is a disaster of mythic proportions.
There are three intolerable things in life - cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women.
Human nature is eternal; therefore one who follows his nature keeps his original nature, in the end.
I love moving around from town to town. I never got on a train in my life without my spirits rising.
I come from the stage. I started my career as a stand-up comedian and then later on became an actor.
A wide receiver like me wouldn't have won. The quarterback - or even the running back - always wins.
What you want is the thing that critics love and audiences love, but that's the hardest thing to do.
We all have different sides of our personalities, so I'd love to play some more different parts too.
I'm one of those people that think certain things happen at certain times for all the right reasons.
Things that I feel really sad about, I talk about. That way, if it's funny, it doesn't hurt anymore.
I'm a big watcher of sports, consumer of sports content, so I love documentaries; I love the format.
Guys like Alvin Adams, Sweet D Walter Davis, Larry Nance, and Kyle Macy became my basketball heroes.
I dress and eat like a fifth-grader, basically. I like sandwiches and cereal and hooded sweatshirts.
There are wars being fought! Who cares what I'm doing on a Saturday night? I'm not even a celebrity.
I watch practically no TV - ah, what the hell do I watch? Oh, I was for a long time addicted to CNN.
What's the name of that famous museum in Paris? The Louvre? I went through that place in 20 minutes.
Until you become a parent, you can't begin to discover your capacity for strength, love and fatigue.
My eyebrows make a more profound impact on [other] people than they do on me... I just let 'em grow.
Her virtue was that she said what she thought, her vice that what she thought didn't amount to much.
Acting's difficult for me because I think you have to be passionately involved in what you're doing.
The bonds we create in the household are the most important and lasting. Savor them; they're sacred.
I've always laughed at the term "female director" or even "black director." A director's a director.
I'm not being really intelligent in my film choices; I'm just landing the opportunity when it comes.
I have never been vain. I don't take myself seriously. I don't consider myself sexy or good-looking.
Well, for Blow I had to age from 20 to 60, starting out in shape and then later putting on fat pads.
For the sake of your marriage, get a king-size bed. And if you really want to stay married, get two.
I'm very close to my parents and we built a sailboat together when I was growing up. We're partners.
A man that hoards up riches and enjoys them not, is like an ass that carries gold and eats thistles.
I've been very lucky to have played a variety of characters, and they weren't defined by their race.
I actually got the part. And I thought, Well, I'll do it for a while. I'll just quit if it's stupid.
My girlfriend is a great support, and I've got a big circle of mates who keep my feet on the ground.
I had a different upbringing - my dad worked three jobs. You know, it wasn't as easy as they had it.
I'm in a happy relationship, me and my ex are on really good terms, my kid and I are in a good spot.
I think you always have to keep your eye open and take advantage of anything that may come your way.
I'd love to be able to fit in a box. Like one of those people who fit into small boxes. I'd love it.
I'd go and get really drunk somewhere ... in the street. Pass out somewhere and sleep in the gutter.
If you could ever do a project that really has magic in it, and justifiable magic, you should do it.
A dog will teach you unconditional love. If you can have that in your life, things won't be too bad.
To be free. Such a thing would be greater than all the magic and all the treasures in all the world.
I had my back waxed once by two women... and at one point they said, Do you mind if we take a break?
Comedy is there to basically show us we fart, we laugh, to make us realize we still are part animal.
My God, look at the size of this man! Quick! Tell the other villagers we're going back to the boats!
I loved running, but all of a sudden everything hurt so much. I started cycling when Zelda was born.
I loved school, maybe too much, really. I was summa cum laude in high school. I was driven that way.
To put what you see on paper is the same as funneling what you feel through yourself as a performer.
It was a total accident that I walked into my 'Super 8' audition looking exactly right for the part.
We sort of think that science is about the known, but science is really about exploring the unknown.