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A lot of kids, when they go to church, they don't really pay much attention to what they're saying or whatever.
I had really good hearing and when you're scared it gets heightened so you hear scratching noises or something.
Actors are just entertainers, even the serious ones. That's all an actor is. He's like a serious Bruce Forsyth.
Drama is more focused and it reveals itself to you, whereas comedy is just right there, when you first read it.
Drama is more focused, and it reveals itself to you, whereas comedy is just right there when you first read it.
I like writing and directing. I enjoy telling stories, and I think it's born in a comedian to end up directing.
It's always fun when you're doing the CGI stuff, to actually get to work with someone who is real, who's there.
I guess I'd never formed any hard opinions of '80s fashion, other than that it was pretty outrageous, you know.
I'm not a stranger to depression and desperation. I can be kind of tortured but I do like to have a lot of fun.
I feel very lucky that I've been able to carve out any niche at all in this business. It's so hard to get into.
Balding if God's way of showing you are only human... He takes the hair off your head and puts it in your ears.
That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody.
I think that two-dimensional film will always be here to stay because it always has its place, but 3D does too.
If you show up in L.A. with your shirt inside out or socks mismatched, people start putting change in your cup.
Everybody in Hollywood was in Around the World in 80 Days. If you weren't, you left town and made up an excuse.
It comes down to the experience of it. The more you fight, the more you know, the more you can use in the ring.
I wanted to be able to tell my grandkids one day, "Hey, your grandpa ran into a burning building and survived."
I have too many control issues, so it just is not good for me to go and watch a film, too soon after I make it.
In the early part of your career you are always compared with somebody until you can stand on your own two feet
Good roles are hard to come by, and whether they're a few lines or a lead, you snap 'em up when they come along
I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.
Telling us what to think has evolved into telling us what to say, so telling us what to do can't be far behind.
I'm constantly looking to see whether I look the same as I did earlier, whether I've put on or lost any weight.
My dad had this old truck that he used to take on back roads and showed me how to drive when I was nine or ten.
You see Justin Bieber and Robert Pattinson, what they go through, and dude, that's not as exciting as it looks.
I always want to confuse people in terms of any kind of image and be unpredictable in any kind of movie I make.
Becoming an actor is like becoming a father. It's not hard to become one. Making a life of it is the challenge.
You can be childlike without being childish. A child always wants to have fun. Ask yourself, 'Am I having fun?'
If you take life at face value, it loses its luster pretty quickly. If you go after it, you get more out of it.
I make up different names for my cat all the time - Flapjack, Bowtie, Popcorn. But he's really, "Hey you, cat."
I got [Muhammad Ali's boxing shorts] for $40 at an auction. Nobody wanted them. I have them framed in my house.
There are two kinds of people in this world. 'I' people and 'we' people. I've always tried to be a 'we' person.
Abuse of power isn't limited to bad guys in other nations. It happens in our own country if we're not vigilant.
Because I had worked the river boats some summers, pushing as far as New Orleans, I joined the Merchant Marine.
It was so incredible to be able to get the opportunity to make my own first album. I never expected to do that.
People do not realize this, but my drug addiction was actually a short span of time. It was only for two years.
The people that become the biggest jokes are people who do not change. They stay the way they were in the past.
I was numb and I had lots of swollen lymph nodes, my heart was hurting and I had blood clots in my arm and leg.
I keep a pretty low profile. I live in Culver City with some roommates. I don't do the whole 'Hollywood' thing.
No matter how you get here or where you end up, human beings have this miraculous gift to make that place home.
'It's a Wonderful Life' was a mainstream Hollywood movie about faith, redemption, religion, and it was rated G.
For about a year, I just didn't know what to do. I did laboring jobs, working in the docks, construction sites.
I'm very often still very much alive for that other being and that other world long after the film is finished.
Racism is like a horror movie. Black kids die because of racism. I don't know what's more horrifying than that.
'Skins' was like our uni. I'm tight with everyone from 'Skins' because we had that special experience together.
When you are deeply contemplative, you listen more carefully and understand things which cannot be articulated.
I wasn't ever a bad guy, and I was never arrested or anything like that, but I was a wild boy in many respects.
If you want to reinstate the 14.4 billion dollars that Bush cut out of the veterans program then vote democrat.
There are really funny alternative comics and really funny straight comics who write and perform traditionally.
I don't really eat a lot of fast food, ever, but if I had to eat at one fast food restaurant, it'd be In-N-Out.