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My wife is a vegetarian. When my wife is with me, I eat vegetarian. When she's not, I eat meat. I'm just being honest.
I steal scenes, I steal opportunities. I am the ultimate thief. I got sticky fingers, man. They all call me The Thief.
What do you do after you go to space, more importantly? You can't go to a more intense, awesome thing. That's the end.
During my childhood, I was surrounded by actors and all I remember is they were fun to be around. That kind of sticks.
I feel very lucky because I don't think there's any part I can't play. There are parts that scare me more than others.
Reading scripts is actually quite a relaxing part of the job. Strangely relaxing. This is a whole different ball game.
I want to try something different in Hollywood, to tell the audience I am not just an actor star - I am an actor, too.
Be careful with how you make the world perceive you, because they'll perceive you like that for the rest of your life.
I've done the gay, over-the-top guy. I want to jump into another show where I wear pants for the majority of the time.
The reason I wanted to be an actor is that I don't want to play me for the rest of my life and make money out of that.
We used to be "shiftless and lazy," now we're "fearsome and awesome." I think the black man should take pride in that.
I'm not fearful by nature, but I am vigilant. When you walk into a prison, it's important that a sixth sense kicks in.
I don't have many hobbies. If I think of hobbies, maybe ping pong. But I don't have a desire to get a ping pong medal.
Teens today rule the world. The whole culture - movies, music - is pointed at young people. They have so 'much' power.
It has been common knowledge to informed collectors that many times the finest and rarest art glass is found unsigned.
Some actors can distance themselves from the parts they play, but I fall into the category who use bits of themselves.
I personally am not a shorts-wearing guy. That goes for any form of shorts, beside sports shorts, that I have to wear.
There's nothing worse than finishing your last take on a movie and thinking, 'God! I finally nailed who this guy was!'
We can't wave a magic wand and get rid of any of these people's problems, but what they want is they want to be heard.
There is no community service in 'Seinfeld.' But rather than lauding that, I think it shows the insane banality of it.
Most of the musical film work that I have done has been in this realm of what I think of as real family entertainment.
My family is pretty funny. My mother is British, so she's got a very dry sense of humor. That's where I got that from.
Eventually, I want to be a creative producer that isn't in things. The acting is more of a secondary thing for me now.
I'm a Batman fan from Day 1. My daughter's favorite is Wonder Woman, and my son loves The Flash, Cyborg, and Superman.
I don't think Batman should spend a whole movie yapping, you know? He should choose his words carefully and speak low.
Honestly, I have come to believe that everything is in the order it's in for a reason. I am happy with who I am today.
That's the best advice I can give - when you're trying to write a comedy, first write a drama, and then make it funny.
You got to be careful mentioning people as great as Clint Eastwood. You can't put me in the same sentence as that man.
I do respect people's faith, but I don't respect their manipulation of that faith in order to create fear and control.
I don't know how to drive a car. The only thing I can do is act, but it's not something I even feel comfortable doing.
I don't think I ever went down that movie star path. I always enjoy taking a 90-degree turn from the last thing I did.
Television in the last few years has been where all the great writers are going. TV now is what indie film used to be.
One of the great things that you should never do that I learned from John Malkovich is to never judge your characters.
I will never be in the stock market. It's just gambling. I'm a gambler, but I'll gamble on the practicality of things.
The old cliché in theater is, if you’re nervous, pick up a prop, which will immediately take you outside of your mind.
I really believe in the philosophy that you create your own universe. I'm just trying to create a good one for myself.
I don't think I'm ever going to have the kind of life or schedule that I can really have a steady way of doing things.
I think that human beings, even the ones who are sometimes hurting you, are often very, very confused at their center.
I'm happy that just about on every other show there's a Latino somewhere present, and we're not all the cooks anymore.
It's tricky when I'm constantly traveling and adjusting to new time zones and trying to also keep up with my workouts.
To me, 'Warrior' was a real turning point - probably one of the greatest experiences I've ever had as an actor on set.
Chaos is the natural state, and theater tries to make sense of it, but it's got to be a little messy to be believable.
I think it takes a long time, as you get older, to realize just how crazy the world is, just how ridiculous it all is.
One's self-image is very important because if that's in good shape, then you can do anything, or practically anything.
If I'm in theatre, cinema doesn't even cross my mind. Similarly when I'm making a film, theatre doesn't cross my mind.
I love working with Lars [von Trier]! I've worked with him three times. I did the narration of Dogville and Manderlay.
I was a waiter before 'The Office,' so to me, this was a winning lottery ticket. Everything about my life has changed.
I'm a con artist in that I'm an actor. I make people believe something is real when they know perfectly well it isn't.
I actually was very proud of 'Dexter' and had a wonderful time doing it, which must make me an extremely weird person.
I like to rehearse and rehearse and have everything exactly calculated before we start shooting - probably to a fault.