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If you're trying to raise a son, it gives you a chance to say things like, 'Chop your own wood; it will warm you twice.'
At the risk of being glib, I would say if you really want to make America great again, you have to make work cool again.
I was raised in Mississippi, so heat and humidity is my bread and butter. It keeps me going. I can't stand cold weather.
I think you have to be left-brained, to a certain extent, to understand science. I can talk about it, but I can't do it.
Let me tell you what justice is. Justice is the law. And that man's feeble attempt to lay down the principles of deceny.
All I ever wanted out of my life was to buy my mother a house. By 1995, I have achieved all I wanted materially in life.
I enjoy the art, and I enjoy drawing. I think my printing to this day looks like the printing right out of a comic book.
If you've seen Mary Poppins and The Grinch, come to the Booth Theater and let me shove a little coal down your stocking.
I have a very large forehead. I have a pronounced skull. Maybe producers think that there is a lot going on up in there.
I take a lot of inspiration from the people I work with, and having many collaborators keeps me challenged and inspired.
I always think I could play a fantastic psychopath. I'd like to play a psycho. With a heart, you know. A caring lunatic.
I feel like we have so many different ways to express ourselves now, and I relish, I feel very lucky to be doing comedy.
I guess there should be somewhere on the Internet that feels like a source of sacred truth. But Wikipedia sure isn't it.
Early on I decided that I was going to lie to the press. The best approach to talking about my personal life was to lie.
I am not a demon. I am a lizard, a shark, a heat-seeking panther. I want to be Bob Denver on acid playing the accordion.
In my trailer, I work out with free weights and do situps and push-ups. I'm just trying to stay lean and active looking.
I played basketball and baseball up until college, yea. Then I lost my discipline and started chasing girls and whatnot.
I began in radio in 1997 on a radio show hosted by a now very famous comic, Jamel Debbouze. I would fake call listeners.
I have very much been a guy who's acknowledged how many women have directed me, have produced... it's been unbelievable.
I don't think you really have chemistry in the way that you want between two actors unless frustration is there as well.
I have played a boxer, a cowboy, a knight, a prince, an elf and a pirate. I am so glad to have done all of that already.
I got to dress up in funny clothes and run around New Zealand with a bow and arrow for 18 months, how bad could that be?
I don't buy art to put away somewhere. I buy art to appreciate, enjoy, and live with. It's supposed to add to your life.
I don't know how many hills and valleys I've had, how many times I've had to refocus my world and my life and my career.
A lot of people have dreams and never do anything about them. When you have ideas and dreams, you do something about it.
For those of you who like to scarf your popcorn in the sack, the good news is that Newman's Own contains an aphrodisiac.
Marriage is like a tense, unfunny version of Everybody Loves Raymond, only it doesn't last 22 minutes. It lasts forever.
I grew up in Iowa, so I would go hunting. I took a hunter's safety course in eighth grade to get extra credit in school.
Truth is I thought it mattered. I thought that music mattered. But does it? Bollocks! Not compared to how people matter.
I've never done real sci-fi. I've never played an alien. I've never played some sort of superhero. Which I'd love to do!
I don't know why I have these dreams. I've never wanted to be Pope. In fact, I have a greater affinity to Martin Luther.
I think Buddhism is a wonderful philosophy. I've had the good fortune to meet many wonderful teachers from that society.
I started in theatre, and for me, it was all about transformation. You transform into the character that you're playing.
I'm emotionally in tune with my feelings and what people mean to me, and I have no trouble saying it and relating to it.
The Raiders moved from Oakland to Los Angeles, didn't like it, didn't get along. Whatever it was, moved back to Oakland.
Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and just before you realize what's wrong with it.
Well, it's true that I've never been solitary, although I spend a lot of time alone. I've never felt lonely or been shy.
The ease and pleasure of a long marriage is like gold dust. You feel fed and sustained and that you're intimately known.
I really like acting because you can create a character. You can make someone who has never existed before. That's neat.
If anything, there's more at stake when you're older, and more responsibility and more legitimate things to worry about.
People identify with being heartbroken. We've all been heartbroken, haven't we? I've been dumped, and it feels horrible.
There was something in the bel canto, not just opera, but a certain style of Italian singing that I responded to deeply.
A lot of fans know that I love motorcycles. That's a big love of mine. I could spend days on the bike if I had the time.
I was the little kid growing up. I wasn't picked on because, honestly, I was fast, so I could run away from the bullies.
COUGHS. These are symptoms, not diseases. Take them to your doctor and he can give you something serious to worry about.
I'm afraid of buying a house or anything, 'cause if there's one paparazzi outside for one day, then they'll never leave.
I was in the movies. I danced, I sang, I learned to work in front of a camera. It was like being in a repertory company.
The human body was designed by a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area ?
I do believe in love; it's wonderful - especially love third time around, it's even more precious; it's kind of amazing.
Women are wonderful. They're amazing creatures. You can never learn enough! They're addicting in the most amazing sense.