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Right before I left New York, I had my manager tell me, 'You need to get a girl on your arm, or people will start talking.'
Some of those more out-there jokes were written in the wee hours of the morning. Somehow, they remained funny the next day.
The average person has eight different jobs over the course of their lifetime. You get a little antsy doing the same thing.
If I'm remembered for having done a few good things, and if my presence here has sparked some good energies, that's plenty.
Fans of the 'Inbetweeners' like the show because it is about four normal people, average guys or lower than average losers.
Things are loud in a Jewish household. Conversations are up here; they're pitched pretty high. That's just the way we talk.
I'm deeply insecure. I ask my wife all the time, 'Was that OK? Are people lying?' I'm not as happily oblivious as I'd like.
I love my job very much, and I don't think I would change it. In fact, I know I wouldn't, because I can't do anything else.
As a director, I also get to sit and watch actors and learn from them in a way that I don't get to do when I'm just acting.
It's not in the tradition: not even the schoolkids have hot lunches in Norway. They bring a couple of sandwiches from home.
Moral capitalism is possible; if not, its strictures are only a kind of misleading vanity, the rhetoric of a secular piety.
I'm a spiritual person. I do believe in a higher power. I believe God placed me on this planet to be a beneficial presence.
Hacking into a victim of crime's phone is a sort of poetically elegant manifestation of a modus operandi the tabloids have.
The rest of Europe tends to be very comfortable with sexuality. The British and the Americans are kind of hung up about it.
There's no such thing as luck. These are blessings. God endows them upon you. He makes you a blessing to become a blessing.
I'm going to take this God-given gift of being funny, and I'm going to spread it out like peanut butter on everything I do.
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies.
He never complicates a desire by overthinking it, unlike Mirabelle, who spins a cocoon around an idea until it is immobile.
One of the things that make motorcycling so great is because it never fails to give you a feeling of freedom and adventure.
I don't consider myself a martial-arts star. I'd be offended and disappointed if I got a reputation as a martial-arts star.
I wear decent shades, but if I lose them, I'll go right to the store and get cheap ones because my eyes are that sensitive.
There's a natural law of karma that vindictive people, who go out of their way to hurt others, will end up broke and alone.
Today's action hero, his skills are through technology. He can fly, he can throw a bolt of lightning, he can freeze people.
Early on everyone should do, every time they do a big film, they should do a little film. It really does keep you grounded.
We try and reflect that there's a lot of optimism, there's a lot of positive things that are happening in 'Silicon Valley'.
David Mamet's writing is pretty spectacular, obviously. I like the honesty of it; I like how funny it is and how sad it is.
I love fashion as an art; I love fashion as costume, as a character. I don't like dictates and the phoniness of appearance.
I enjoy my food. I like to grill; I do that a lot. I like meat and have big dinners - steak, red meat splurges, prime cuts.
I try not to see Woody Harrelson because he has become this big movie star, and it grates, so I try and stay away from him.
The Oscar is the fantasy that you're afraid to believe in, but in the secrecy of your dark room, you dream and wait for it.
Sometimes the nature of a big movie, the nature of the material, the scene doesn't have the richness that you'd want it to.
It was dangerous to hit the wrong kid in my neighborhood, because a lot of the guys I played with had fathers in the Mafia.
David Letterman was my guy growing up. My parents recorded the tenth anniversary special for me, and I watched it 40 times.
You avoid the hype while you're working, you have to, but the premiere is the one night of the year where you can enjoy it.
Performing on stage is addictive. The adrenaline rush is exhilarating. When I stop touring for a couple weeks, I get antsy.
Let's not pretend there isn't a huge industry driven by the choices made by editors and writers who decide what a story is.
My parents were obsessed with us being normal kids, so I never knew movie stars. They didn't want us to be Hollywood brats.
I've played several real characters, and I've always found it very difficult because you don't want to do an impersonation.
All of my contemporaries in L.A. are all graduates of either Yale, Julliard, Trinity. The best of the bunch come from that.
I'm a Prada freak and I think they have great eyewear. Even though I don't need glasses, I use them as a fashion accessory.
Stand-up don't get no respect - it's the hardest thing to do in show business. You don't have no band and there's no music.
My wife has taught me about unconditional love. When there's a conflict, there's never a thought that we won't work it out.
Photography, painting or poetry - those are just extensions of me, how I perceive things; they are my way of communicating.
Film is my hobby, so I will work well through the night to develop films, whatever film I'm doing or dream projects I have.
So, I think I'd be grateful for the next job. I always am. And I always consider everything I do to be the last thing I do.
The problem in America isn't so much what people don't know; the problem is what people think they know that just ain't so.
Democrats never agree on anything, that's why they're Democrats. If they agreed with each other, they would be Republicans.
Human beings are not creatures of logic; we are creatures of emotion. And we do not care what's true. We care how it feels.
I'm a student of world religion, so to me, it's hugely important to have knowledge and to understand what people are doing.
Adolf Hitler was a vile, heinous, vicious killer responsible for one of the greatest acts of evil committed on this planet.