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We eat all organic at home, so if we're running around and the kids want a hot dog or pretzel, I'll get it for them.
I think generalizations of any sort are dangerous. I'll say, if that is the case - right now it's an American issue.
Once you become a mother, your heart is no longer yours...My daughter is the greatest thing I'll ever do in my life.
My male friends don't seem to have any feelings of intimidation that I am a 100-watt sex bomb standing next to them.
So, Hitchcock wouldn't say anything about my work in the movie but, on the other hand, he wouldn't complain, either.
I get to do all these crazy things in the movies. I'm a pretty chilled out person, actually... a very mellow person.
I think most human beings go through some sort of depression in their life. And if they don't, I think that's weird.
To tell you the honest-to-God truth: without Scientology, I would be dead. So, I can personally highly recommend it.
I'm empathetic to a fault. I really do - embarrassingly enough - tear up when someone squishes a bug in front of me.
Vanity is a silly thing to be obsessed with because... it sounds cliché but it leads you to emptiness; it goes away.
I don't know if I even consider myself a comedian really - I do comedic acting in some films and dramatic in others.
My dad's a Jew, and my mom's a WASP, so that should pretty much say it all. It was a comically dysfunctional family.
I love doing concerts. For me, it's the favorite thing I do. I get to communicate with the audience in a direct way.
Everything's cyclical. Having been raised by actors, I watched their careers, and the challenge is to take time off.
What I love about a play is that it's such an investment because only time can create a lot of what happens onstage.
I'm kind of obsessed with wedges, but I go to a regular high school, so I'm not going to be wearing Vera Wang there.
You want to feel like people are hiring you because they want to work with you, not because of who your parents are.
Our experience of many life circumstances is a function of our personal perspective and not the circumstance itself.
I realize that we've come to a different way of showing movies. But I'm still with the old ways, and I can't change.
Maybe what a gay icon is, is a person who is rooted for — in other words, cheered on — by people who feel different.
I'm a relaxed person, and I kind of just wear anything; I don't put that much time and care into planning an outfit.
Comedy is created when someone is trying very earnestly to do what he feels is the right thing to do at that moment.
I don't know how people box for a living. I don't know how they can just hurt people for a living and be OK with it.
I have this really bad habit of doing things on the Internet and forgetting that the whole world is going to see it.
I always love the quirky stuff, which is why I love 'Childrens Hospital.' That really pushes the envelope of comedy.
I'd like to keep exploring comedy. I didn't necessarily think of myself as a comedic actress, but it's a lot of fun.
I like the Dodgers because my dad does - wait, no, not the Dodgers. Strike me down! The Yankees. I like the Yankees.
Actually, I do like pink clothes, but it's not because I'm girly, it's because I'm the reincarnation of Oscar Wilde.
My children have very little interest in my work. The most important question they have for me is, 'What's for tea?'
I grew up in such a small area that there really weren't any acting classes. So I had to wait till I got to college.
There is just no comparison between having a dinner date with a man and staying home playing canasta with the girls.
My first kiss was in the geography room, where you put all the maps. I actually don't know how to say it in English.
The great classics that, as a professional you don't get to do, you do as a student, when you don't know any better.
My cholesterol went from 220 to 149. I was crying like a 'Biggest Loser' contestant when my doctor gave me the news.
I can enjoy a vacation as well as the next person, as long as I know it's a vacation and not a premature retirement.
I didn't work for a couple of years after the Oscar because everybody kept offering me bad versions of Lynda Dummar.
Disability is as visual as race. If a wheelchair user can't play Beyonce, then Beyonce can't play a wheelchair user.
Some girls love to go to the airport and have 50 paparazzi on them. I go to the airport and have a mental breakdown.
My dad used to hunt ducks, and my mom would put them in the pot. We lived really modestly. We had very little money.
I've been going to the same grocery store for 13 years, and all of a sudden one day everybody was like, 'Oh, my God.
A lot of people are saying it's an inspiration to see a couple who are in love and getting a kick out of each other.
Finding a way to find humor in things that are hardcore is definitely something that, I think, the sitcom does best.
For "The Intervention" I came up with a back-story and Clea [Duvall] was like, "No." And I was like, "I don't care."
As a teenager I went all Goth, but I wasn't mopey enough. I would pretend to be, but I'd end up making people laugh.
I think there are people who really love the comfort of their small town, and there are people who feel stuck by it.
My only true harmony lies deep within my soul, wherever that is. I know that somehow I am in tune with the universe.
Every single decision I make about what material I do, what I'm putting out in the world, is because of my children.
I'm always slightly worried if I do a film and we're filming it in Luxembourg. I know it's going to go straight DVD.
Even though I don't feel I need approval, it's still important to me to give a good performance. I'm hard on myself.
My poor mom really wants me to meet someone. I think she wanted to believe the Ryan Gosling rumor more than anybody.