Even the smallest dog can lift its leg on the tallest building.

Politics ought to be fun. It shouldn't be just boring meetings.

I think the Republican Party is cursed. And it's cursed itself.

My family is really good at letting go of things and moving on.

I like men who confidently flirt with women they have just met.

God tipped the country and all the fruits and nuts rolled west.

Demonisation is the ideological backbone of an unequal society.

On first blush, Hold 'em seems like a ridiculously simple game.

Let your former selves teach you, but never limit or define you

Never give a golfer an ultimatum unless you're prepared to lose.

One trouble with trouble is that it usually starts out like fun.

Feminism, as it stands, well... stands. It has ground to a halt.

The Obama foreign policy, in broad strokes, has been a disaster.

World War II was the last government program that really worked.

Freedom means the freedom to behave coarsely, basely, foolishly.

When I'm in my car, I'm listening to books, audio books, always.

The water won't clear up until we get the hogs out of the creek.

Who's crazy: people who trust other people, or people who don't?

A fool is someone whose pencil wears out before its eraser does.

My thoughts are like waffles - the first few don't look so good.

Tim Kaine kind of gives the warmer, human face of the Democrats.

Let's not pretend that all of a sudden, this is some new system.

There's never been a sense of public service about Donald Trump.

It takes a lot of adrenaline and fear to make me actually write.

It's always illegitimate for white men to organize as white men.

If there is one recipe for unhappiness it is that: expectations.

Study the hurtful patterns of your life. Then don't repeat them.

Your pain is a school unto itself–– and your joy a lovely temple.

Never let an opportunity pass to give a well-deserved compliment.

The world is difficult and we are all breakable. So just be kind.

So much for Obama's promise of 'quality, affordable health care.'

The herd instinct is the new chic! It's like belonging to a club!

Experience is an excellent doctor, though he never had a diploma.

One person is as good as another in New England, and better, too.

Accustomed as I am to public speaking, I know the futility of it.

It is no longer enough to be lusty. One must be a sexual gourmet.

If you never heard opportunity knock, maybe you're never at home.

You want a leader, Western leader, English-speaking? Mitt Romney.

I couldn't find any way to tell the truth in a regular newspaper.

I saw a shrink because I thought I suffered from fear of success.

Nobody from the administration has officially rejected my column.

If you've got a good book with you, you're never bored (or alone).

If one cannot imagine Obama saying such a thing — well, he didn't.

One radical free spirit nonconformist is pretty much like another.

Twenty years ago rooting for the Yankees was like rooting for IBM.

An optimist is a person who starts a new diet on Thanksgiving Day.

Because a jackass brays doesn't mean you have to take it to heart.

Some people say we need a third party. I wish we had a second one.

Experts say you can't concentrate on more than one task at a time.

My father is gone, and I miss him as only an adoring daughter can.

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