No coffee shops or fog machines required [for church].

Don't audit life. Show up and make the most of it now.

Cry with someone. It's more healing than crying alone.

I've always been busy, but I wasn't always successful.

Be grateful for the wound that pushes you towards God.

Let your heart go Home, even before your body arrives.

If people thought more, we'd all have less to amuse us.

Have you ever noticed how bored people are also boring?

You know what's a savvy business move? Making a profit.

I look at the universe and I know there's an architect.

That's a great team we lost to. It just wasn't our day.

America was not built by conformists, but by mutineers.

Maybe Obama was not even the person he was waiting for.

We have to protect ourselves by doing our own homework.

I intensely covered Bush when he was Governor of Texas.

Get outside every day. Miracles are waiting everywhere.

Envy is a waste of time. You already have all you need.

Everything is as it should be. God's design is perfect.

Sometimes the gifts of God aren't wrapped as we expect.

Never curse a fall. The ground is where humility lives.

Life possesses an amazing array of profoundly sad faces.

A happy marriage has the tranquility of a lovely sunset.

I would say I see myself as a psychiatrist in remission.

A three-year diet of rubber chicken and occasional crow.

Beauty of expression is so akin to the voice of the sea.

There may be more poetry than justice in poetic justice.

Good biology without good philosophy will be a calamity.

Air pollution is turning Mother Nature prematurely gray.

I believe our country is strong enough to be criticized.

Ronald Reagan's idea of a good farm program was Hee Haw.

I don't write about Google except to insult the company.

If you're wondering if you're dreaming, you're dreaming.

Donald Trump picked a remarkably nice guy in Mike Pence.

Good and evil are not like the Redskins and the Cowboys.

Be eccentric now. Don't wait for old age to wear purple.

Whatever doesn't kill you really does make you stronger.

You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

What other people think of you is none of your business.

There is no substitute for excellence. Not even success.

The more sincere the soul, the heavier the cross endured.

Hearts rebuilt from hope resurrect dreams killed by hate.

If you don't value what you have, you're sure to lose it.

Life is easier when you are comfortable in your own skin.

No one can take advantage of you without your permission.

If you want to hit a man in the chest, aim for his groin.

Not to remember 9/11, is to forget what brought it about.

The Berlin Wall is the defining achievement of socialism.

I know: I am a freakish geek. Or is that a geekish freak?

If you don't like tomato soup, you don't buy tomato soup.

I've never found an interesting person with a foul mouth.

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