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You'll feel better when you get all that debt off your back.
Freedom fighters don't always win, but they're always right.
You can't ignore politics, no matter how much you'd like to.
Oh, hell, I can’t go on a spiritual journey—I'm constipated.
Overstated planning is the backbone of understated elegance.
Brands are increasingly flirting with the realm of politics.
Everyone is entitled to change their mind when the facts do.
It is up to the government to keep the government's secrets.
Microsoft has a monopoly over the desktop operating systems.
When we vote we participate in the construction of a context.
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It is fascinating. No matter where I go, people recognize me.
Conscience: A small, still voice that makes minority reports.
Each day can be one of triumph if you keep up your interests.
It is extraordinary how extraordinary the ordinary person is.
Conservatives define themselves in terms of what they oppose.
Once an innovation is implemented it is no longer innovative.
Being "in love" shouldn't cause stress; it should relieve it.
There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.
The problem with smear campaigns is that too often they work.
Manners are just a formal expression of how you treat people.
'The New York Times' is a great newspaper: it is also No Fun.
It is easier to diagnose a crisis than to cure it, of course.
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it.
Baseball means Spring's Here. Football means Winter's Coming.
Worry is a direct consequence of relying on your own efforts.
There is meaning in all things. But are you paying attention?
People don't change when they don't acknowledge their actions.
I advise keeping four feet on the floor and all hands on deck.
If fences don't work, why is there one around the White House.
Identity politics is the mother's milk of the Democratic Left.
...there are few things deader than a dead brown trout stream.
Hyperbole expands in societies where articulateness atrophies.
Childhood is frequently a solemn business for those inside it.
Competition is a painful thing, but it produces great results.
The America of John McCain is generous and welcoming and bold.
I've decided to keep working until my last kid is thu college.
If his IQ slips any lower, we'll have to water him twice a day
The traveler walks through many mirages before he finds water.
Stars wishing upon the potential of humans shine faithfully on.
You need to start behaving like the person you want to attract.
He sounds like someone who might best be loved from a distance.
Needy and boring parents tend to have needy and bored children.
I don't believe that you have to be a cow to know what milk is.
I want a Zero Tolerance policy on All The Patriarchal Bullshit.
If you read all your history books, there are no women in them.
I wish I could give up smoking, but it does taste so delicious.
Sports serve society by providing vivid examples of excellence.
Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues.
The middle of the road is for yellow lines and dead armadillos.