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Sports is the toy department of life.
Hillary Clinton hasn't created a job.
"Great guys" can make great husbands.
Your children get only one childhood.
Why do all Republicans need Lego hair?
I've criticized myself over the years.
You can't fire a cannon, from a canoe!
I'd always rather be lucky than smart.
The best bet you get is an even break.
Drinking is bad taste but tastes good.
I am an interpreter of interpretations
Do not jump the gun because of gossip.
Even a dead fish can go with the flow.
You really have one bite at the apple.
Pigs get fat and hogs get slaughtered.
Take a deep breath. It calms the mind.
Equilibrium is enjoyably classy trash.
Life isn't a cabaret. It's a dive bar.
"Don't be stupid!" is excellent advice.
Benedict Cumberbatch is very beautiful.
A little oil makes machinery work easy.
He climbs highest who helps another up.
The case for democracy is not esthetic.
The Democrats are now an upscale party.
I'm not a writer. I like being a reader.
To err is human; to forgive, infrequent.
Reading Ehrenreich is good for the soul.
What hell condemned, let heaven now heal.
People, like water, seek their own level.
Let's all go and be feminists in the pub.
Dear reader, true religion is not gloomy.
The phrase 'domestic cat' is an oxymoron.
What other people think is their problem.
I judge each person on individual merits.
Donald Trump is not an unintelligent man.
Light has a way of keeping people honest.
It's OK to let your children see you cry.
I'm a real pussy cat - with an iron tail.
No one has a closest friend in Hollywood.
The Beatles are dying in the wrong order.
Women who miscalculate are called mothers.
Kissing power is stronger than will power.
Unsolicited advice is always self-serving.
I'm interested in producing more TV shows.
Personally, I've decided to stop evolving.
Not actively surviving is passively dying.
What a comfort to know that God is a poet.
I'm really a pussycat - with an iron tail.
Baseball is religion without the mischief.
My workout philosophy is; no pain, no pain