I know that this story is true.

You never discount a demagogue.

Dyson's Law: Do ask; don't lie.

Donald Trump is an awful loser.

My knees have always been ugly.

Surveillance breeds conformity.

We teach what we need to learn.

New York: A third-rate Babylon.

He who eats alone chokes alone.

We're all controlled neurotics.

For truth there is no deadline.

Happiness is a form of courage.

Intuition is reason in a hurry.

Forgive everybody but yourself.

Today's pig is tomorrows bacon!

I hate walking up to strangers.

My own apathy is bone chilling.

Our time on Earth is so random.

People don't rise from nothing.

Talk without effort is nothing.

Fate likes to tease paranoids.'

Daily vitamins are of no value.

Take notes. Everything is copy.

People have only one way to be.

Simply to endure is to triumph.

Guard the portals of your mind.

All the heat should come my way

How do you look when I'm sober?

I have broken a lot of stories.

Murder is easy. Comedy is hard.

I believe in telling the truth.

You're an entropic chaos factor

If you will it, it is no dream.

Nations touch at their summits.

Fear is the enemy of curiosity.

Efficiency obliterates identity

Polygamy causes a lot of strife

Its sort of my job to feel good.

A lottery is a tax on stupidity.

APHORISM, n. Predigested wisdom.

Bragging often precedes begging.

Silence is the garment of light.

Nothing is absolute in security.

Good things just keep happening.

Friends have each other's backs.

Being upbeat is the key to life.

А weekly column is really tough.

I love old school rock and roll.

Why can't I be the adorable one?

Development develops inequality.

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