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Could the world fall?
A dog has got human eyes.
I could eat a knob at night.
Treat the world like a head.
Chinese people age overnight.
Knowledge is almost annoying.
Every step starts with a step.
If you can't do it, don't do it.
I saw a bee have a heart attack.
We're just a weed in the universe
How would I know which one I was?
I'm just sayin', I don't like fun.
My brain's just full of passwords.
We all just want to sit on our ass.
A problem solved is a problem caused.
Comedy's really subjective, you know.
I've got loads of nieces and nephews.
Be the ugly one, look at the nice one.
The Web is the new book though, innit?
You never see an old man eating a Twix
You don't get anything done by planning
Every problem solved is a problem made.
What I mean is, I don't know what I mean.
It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.
I've always wanted to kick a duck up the arse
Stay green, stay in the woods, and stay safe.
I've never worried about life's big questions.
That impresses me more, inventin' electricity.
Stop looking at the walls, look out the window.
Whether it's a potato or a nut, it's a foodage!
I came up with a good idea... see-through skin.
Pigeons: They've got wings, but they walk a lot.
It's not a joke: I really do like being at home.
I'm really happy. I just don't choose to show it.
If you haven't got eyes, you shouldn't have wings
A slug is always on its own. It's a lonely insect.
At some point, some insect has had sex with a leaf.
It would be spiteful to put a Jellyfish in a trifle.
Apparently you're not allowed to lick a toad's back.
I don't know any Londoners 'cos I'm from Manchester.
There is no need for ants to have the ability to fly
Who'd have thought the Frisbee would have caught on?
It's 2006, why are they still using the index finger?
Parrots have gone a bit quiet since pirates have gone.
There's a lot of idiots in the world, so live with it.
You can only live to be so old, then you gotta let go.
Your dreams should never be better than your real life
I don’t think I’ve ever felt this lost, even in Wales.
I was still using my eyes even though I had them shut.
You can only talk rubbish if you're aware of knowledge.