“ They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer. Milton Berle Comedian
“ I never knew what an engineer did for a living when I was a kid. I still don't. Scott Adams Comic Strip Creator
“ I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends. Pete Sampras Tennis Player
“ I'm a huge fan of Steve Martin. He's hilarious, but he has this depth to him and this way of dealing with the difficult things in life with a sense of humor that I think has helped me as an actress. Alexandra Daddario Actress
“ My favorite kind of humor is basically, if it was happening to you, it wouldn't be funny, but to observe it, it's hilarious. Bill Burr Comedian
“ I find it very easy playing Bond. I think he's hilarious. He gets himself into some extraordinarily funny situations. Daniel Craig Actor