A bachelor is only half a man

A bachelor's bed is the most pleasant.

I have a bachelor's and a master's in jazz.

Shall I never see a bachelor of three score again?

Bachelors have consciences, married men have wives.

A bachelor lives like a king and dies like a beggar.

I don't think I'm destined to be the eternal bachelor.

One bachelor is an irritation. Ten thousand bachelors are a war.

Actually, I majored in marketing and I have a bachelor of science.

I actually got stabbed at my friend's bachelor party. In real life.

The only time a bachelor's bed is made is when it's in the factory.

I'm probably the only member of the 'Bachelor' cast without an agent!

The uselessness and expensiveness of modern women multiply bachelors.

Bachelor's degrees make pretty good placemats if you get 'em laminated.

There are some women whose pregnancy would make some sly bachelor smile.

Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Summer bachelors, like summer breezes, are never as cool as they pretend to be.

We're really up against it, we poor women: A bachelor's a hard thing to convert

I'm a lifelong bachelor, but that doesn't mean I wouldn't marry the right woman.

I haven't seen this many men dressed in women's clothing since my bachelor party

It's terrible feeling like an eligible bachelor but no women seeming to agree with you.

Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too.

A bachelor gets tangled up with a lot of women in order to avoid getting tied up to one.

I am ashamed to admit I watch a lot of reality shows like The Osbournes and The Bachelor.

Why is it that at a bachelor's establishment the servants invariably drink the champagne.

Old Cob tucked away his bowl of stew with the predatory efficency of a lifetime bachelor.

Women are always anxious to urge bachelors to matrimony; is it from charity, or revenge ?.

Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men.

Two old Bachelors were living in one house; One caught a Muffin, the other caught a Mouse.

The Shades never recorded anything, Little Daddy and the Bachelors recorded a couple of records, ya.

A Bachelor of Arts is one who makes love to a lot of women, and yet has the art to remain a bachelor.

I have a human services bachelors degree and I want to work social work, I want to work with at-risk youth.

Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth.

Loving an old bachelor is always a no-win situation, and you come to terms with that early on, or you go away.

I went to college at QUT: Queensland University of Technology. I studied for a Bachelors in finance and acting.

Hey 'Bachelor,' take notes! Trusting one another and sharing a journey to health leads to lasting relationships!

Now that the Sanctity and Holiness of heterosexual marriage has been destroyed, are they going to cancel The Bachelor?

I'll be honest. We copied everyone... the Beatles, the Bachelors. It was the only way people would even listen to you.

Do not let your bachelor ways crystallize so that you can't soften them when you come to have a wife and a family of your own.

I've never been a manipulator, even in my bachelor days. I never wanted to do things to people that could catch up with me later on.

You know how funerals are not for the dead, they’re for the living? Bachelor parties are not for the groom, they’re for the uncommitted.

Marriage is like retiring as a bachelor and getting a sexual pension. You don't have to work for the sex any more, but you only get 65% as much.

What business has an old bachelor like that to marry?' said Sir James. 'He has one foot in the grave.' 'He means to draw it out again, I suppose.

In college, where I graduated with a Fashion Merch & Business & Bachelors of Science Degree, I was bored. I just couldn't work a nine-to-five job.

We are Punjabis from Amritsar, though I was born and brought up in Mumbai and did my Bachelors in Mass Media, specializing in advertising and marketing.

My dad didn't want me to go for drama in school, so I chose the closest thing to it and got a bachelors degree in Communications at the Manhattan College.

In the 1940s, about 20% of people in the U.S. had graduated from high school, but less than 5% continued their education to get bachelors' degrees or higher.

I graduated with a Bachelors of Fine Art in Graphic Design, and all in all, I can look back on my collegiate experience and say that I really did enjoy myself.

On both 'The Bachelor' and 'The Bachelorette,' it seems like proposing marriage is equivalent to saying, 'Let's date.' Everyone knows those aren't the same things.

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