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I wanted to be a dentist actually.

I go to the dentist, not a shrink.

No woman is a heroine to her dentist.

I'd rather go to the dentist... but I'm going.

I was a left-handed dentist who made people cry.

My dad was a dentist; my mom managed his office.

I kind of have a phobia for the dentist's office.

A dentist is only half the doctor he claims to be.

Where does the dentist go when he leaves the room?

A gynecologist is the dentist for the downstairs mouth.

Never open your mouth,unless you're in the dentist chair

I've got a good shepherd; you've got a sadistic dentist.

A lot of guys around the league might say I need a dentist.

Before I got into rock n' roll, I was going to be a dentist.

I am lucky: I have fantastic doctors and a fantastic dentist.

Trips to the dentist - I like to postpone that kind of thing.

I was never afraid of anything in the world except the dentist.

Dentists, lawyers, doctors are all a bunch of thieving bastards.

My dad was a dentist but I wasn't a hygienist. I assisted my dad.

I hate getting haircuts. It's like going to the damn dentist, man.

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We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dentist.

If God hadn't meant for us to eat sugar, he wouldn't have invented dentists.

I told my dentist my teeth are going yellow. he told me to wear a brown tie.

The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill.

There was never a moment when I thought I'd be a dentist, I've always wanted to perform.

Choose your agent as carefully as you would choose your accountant or lawyer. Or dentist.

My father was a dentist. And my mother was a - do we still say 'housewife'? A home engineer.

I live at the dentist's. I'm on my third set of teeth that they put in with nails and screws.

I still get the kids to the doctor and dentist and plan their play dates and buy their clothes.

All this fuss about sleeping together. For physical pleasure I'd sooner go to my dentist any day.

My grandfather used to be a dentist, and he made me these retainers that have vampire teeth on them.

Happiness is your dentist telling you it won't hurt and then having him catch his hand in the drill.

You know it's time to start using mouthwash when your dentist leaves the room and sends in a canary.

And so the dentist says 'Rinse.' So you lean over, and you're lookin' at this miniature toilet bowl.

As the saying goes, Bruce Jenner is a millionaire, and Mark Spitz is a dentist. It's the wrong sport.

My dentist said to me the other day: I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?

But I can also write in crappy motel rooms, while standing in line, or sitting in the dentist's chair.

I always wanted to be a dentist! I thought I was going to be fixing teeth and making beautiful smiles.

I didn't want to be an actress. I wanted to be a dentist, but you never know what life will bring you.

I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways.

Incidentally, I only have one cavity, and as much as my dentist asks me to, I just can't bring myself to floss.

I've had dentists who have wanted to help me out, but I say, 'You know, I won't work again if you fix my teeth.'

Not everybody thought they could be a dentist or an automobile mechanic but everybody knew they could be a writer.

My mom's a lawyer. She was part of the group that wrote the bar exam. My father is a dentist. They've always worked.

I do not," I felt oddly appalled by her statement. "I'm an excellent liar. Ask my dentist. He swears I floss regularly.

I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car.

Faced with the choice of enduring a bad toothache or going to the dentist, we generally tried to ride out the bad tooth.

My father would tell anyone who would listen that this dentist thing he was doing was not his passion; cinematography was.

To the person with a toothache, even if the world is tottering, there is nothing more important than a visit to a dentist.

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