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I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
I don't eat vegetables. I only eat food like cheeseburgers, Spam, hot dogs and pizza.
I also derive a great deal of pleasure from horses and dogs... the ocean... and love.
Some of you guys are going to boo, but I'm going to say it anyway. I don't like dogs.
My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it.
Typically, housewives and working mums hate each other like dogs fighting for a bone.
I am not a cat lover. I am a dog lover - but I'm only a lover of hypoallergenic dogs.
I've been really inspired by Paris Hilton, small dogs, and a glitter, luxe lifestyle.
I could do a franchise for the end of everything. 'The End of Dogs,' 'The End of Cats.'
Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.
Men are dogs. Men are dogs. We got to stop it. Men are not dogs. Uh-uh. Dogs are loyal.
For instance, it was very rare for anyone there with dogs to allow them into the house.
We definitely get respect as far as the musicianship, working hard and being road dogs.
I am quite an early riser - I usually get up between 5.30 and 6am and take the dogs out.
Edible names are what drives me as a musician. My next band will be called the Hot Dogs.
I like to be at home because I just travel so much. I have four dogs, golden retrievers.
I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!
Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.
There are a lot of dogs that need homes, and it's not always easy to find the right fit.
Women, we might as well be dogs baying the moon as petitioners without the right to vote!
I love slippers, but I have five dogs. So unfortunately, I have a lot of single slippers.
I always wanted that house where everybody wants to go, full of energy, dogs, music, fun.
Dogs have boundless enthusiasm but no sense of shame. I should have a dog as a life coach.
That they may have a little peace, even the best dogs are compelled to snarl occasionally.
I am a dog and a cat lover; doesn't matter which animal it is but dogs are cuter at times.
I know of dude-bands who've brought big, crazy dogs on tour. Everybody loves their animal.
I grew up with a menagerie of dogs, cats, gerbils - not to mention three younger siblings.
Do not make the mistake of treating your dogs like humans or they will treat you like dogs.
I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs.
I shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps.
I have a very sensitive nose. I identify with dogs. I understand the world through my nose.
Is the chemical aftertaste the reason why people eat hot dogs, or is it some kind of bonus?
You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.
We have German Shepherds, gifted by a friend, and the rest are street dogs we have adopted.
Few targets of ridicule are as easy to hit as owners and handlers of competitive show dogs.
I grew up in a house with dogs. We always had dogs. We always had a bunch of dogs, actually.
Men are generally more careful of the breed of their horses and dogs than of their children.
On Boxing Day, we always go for a walk in our wellies with the dogs, no matter where we are.
Children, old crones, peasants, and dogs ramble; cats and philosophers stick to their point.
Things went topsy-turvy when two of my dogs died all of a sudden due to a parvovirus attack.
Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.
These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.
There is something about street dogs, about rescues; they have this knowing sense about them.
It's just so nice when your pet isn't all needy. I need a lot of space, so dogs suffocate me.
Man's best friend - that's what dogs are. I have two dogs. I love and treat them like family.
I've had a lot of people tell me they watched 'Old Dogs' with their kids and had a good time.
Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
The big guys, the big dogs, are going to own everything from the White House to the courthouse.
I'm afraid we'll see reporters stop chasing quotes around the same time dogs stop chasing cars.
I wish I could go home. I've been on the road since May. I wonder if my dogs still remember me.