I lead a simple life. I feed the fish. I walk the dogs. I cook dinner. Occasionally I take a meeting.

Dogs and other animals - goats, donkeys, cows, a grumpy rooster - continue to change my writing life.

So many people pass up older dogs, which is a shame. With an older dog, you know what you are getting.

I didn't just eat hot dogs. I studied how the food went into your system and how it would be digested.

My kids think America is swimming pools on the roof, screening rooms, and hot dogs. They love it here.

I have my golden retriever now, Pontiac. He's a career-change guide dog from Guide Dogs for the Blind.

I have three dogs at home. Even after losing a series or winning a series, they treat me the same way.

My next-door neighbor's two dogs have created more shovel-ready jobs than this current administration.

At my parents house, there are three dogs. I've grown up with these four-legged creatures all my life.

The relationship with a snake is not like what we have with dogs, like how we can sort of cuddle a dog.

Besides individual things like thunder and gunshots, what dogs fear most is not belonging, being alone.

I visualize a time when we will be to robots what dogs are to humans, and I'm rooting for the machines.

There are all sorts of cute puppy dogs, but it doesn't stop people from going out and buying Dobermans.

I want to be 100 per cent ready when they call on me and throw me in with the top dogs of the division.

I don't have hobbies. Other than watching telly and walking my dogs, what I do is work. That's who I am.

Obama and his attack dogs have nothing but hate and anger in their hearts and spew it whenever possible.

People are perfectly glad to accept the idea that dogs love us, so they must be able to love each other.

Outdoor cooking is not just about hot dogs and hamburgers. There are so many styles of food you can make.

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.

I don't really trust people who don't like dogs. We always had dogs on the farm I grew up on near Bolton.

Some people have dogs... I like leaves. I like plants, and I like flowers too. Ecstasy is big in my life.

By the end of my first year at the Dogs, we'd won the competition, and I'd played some pretty good footy.

My wife and my three kids and my grandchildren are my life, but my horses and my dogs are everything else.

It's funny, I feel like dogs take after their owners and certain mannerisms and the energy that they have.

I've heard there are vegan corn dogs - I don't know if that's true but, jeez, I'd love to eat one of them.

I have to have energy because I have a lot of expenses. A couple of cars, couple of dogs and a big estate.

Many dogs grow up without rules or boundaries. They need exercise, discipline and affection in that order.

I always disliked dogs, those protectors of cowards who lack the courage to fight an assailant themselves.

I stand fearlessly for small dogs, the American Flag, motherhood and the Bible. That's why people love me.

As a species, I think if we could be half as good as dogs, I think the world would be a much better place.

I like being able to go to a local pub and have great food and particularly love pubs that welcome my dogs.

Diamonds are a girl's best friend, and dogs are a man's best friend. Now you know which sex has more sense.

My children are all doing just fine. The mountain dogs are great in this weather. The yorkies are freezing.

Asking me to choose between a traditional book and a Kindle is like asking me which of my dogs I love most.

I tend to get over-excited and very, very loud. I rein myself in when people flinch and dogs start howling.

I don't want dogs that have had the personality trained out of them. It's a partnership. I want to connect.

I usually write in my underwear, with a space heater running full blast, and three dogs sleeping at me feet.

If I could do it all over again, I'd be the mailman. I love housewives, and I hate dogs. What more is there?

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and stuffed animals, pretend like they're real dogs.

We shall see that at which dogs howl in the dark, and that at which cats prick up their ears after midnight.

'Best in Show' legitimized me, and it was a great experience in Vancouver for six weeks with all those dogs!

Men and women are like cats and dogs. I've learned more about myself from women. My comedy is based on this.

I walk my dogs. I garden a little. I play a bit of tennis. Basically when I have spare time I'm making music.

My wife and I love to read. We're going to have to move out to make room for the books! And we have our dogs.

Coney Island was the centre of the world for me. I loved the rides, the hot dogs - I've never gotten over it.

Sometimes I think I am still that 5-year-old girl playing with her dogs in the yard. That's how I see myself.

I'm allergic to dogs, so I couldn't even adopt what gay men typically adopt when they have that maternal gene.

Apart from actually playing football, I am at my most happiest with either my dogs, or planting in the garden.

Dogs get lost hundreds of times and no one ever notices it or sends an account of it to a scientific magazine.

I have a couple of dogs and I live with my partner. We just like to sit and read and I'm generally quite quiet.

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