This collection holds 525 funeral quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Anthony Horowitz, John Towner Williams and Mary Downing Hahn.

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Nice day for a funeral.

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I was terrified of funerals.

The past is a funeral gone by.

Life is a sport...drink it up.

Love is the funeral of hearts.

Life's too short for a funeral.

Low on his funeral couch he lies!

Conduct your triumph as a funeral.

Funerals are all abstract ceremony.

Science advances funeral by funeral

Funeral by funeral, theory advances.

Everyone dies but not everyone lives.

In death a hero, as in life a friend!

It's my policy not to review funerals.

God's finger touched him, and he slept.

Death is the funeral of all our sorrows.

I foresee a great funeral contest over me.

The dead don't die. They look on and help.

Funerals prove that someone is really gone.

People get way too much credit at funerals.

And funerals are pretty compared to deaths.

I want my funeral to be uncomfortably quiet.

After Auschwitz, I no longer cry at funerals.

When I die I'm sure I will have a Big Funeral

When words are most empty, tears are most apt.

A wedding is like a funeral, but with musicians.

With mirth in funeral and with dirge in marriage.

I delayed my father's funeral because of cricket.

Whoever brought me here will have to take me home.

...an everlasting funeral marches round your heart.

A piano store looks like a funeral parlor for music.

Worldly faces never look so worldly as at a funeral.

I wouldn't want my funeral to be a sad, sappy thing.

I've a great fancy to see my own funeral afore I die.

The chief mourner does not always attend the funeral.

A solemn funeral is inconceivable to the Chinese mind.

A wedding is a funeral where you smell your own flowers.

Never joke at funerals, or during business transactions.

Jesus ruined every funeral he attended including his own.

Why should i go to his funeral? He ain't comming to mine.

God is coming to intersect us in our funeral processions.

When I was a kid, I would fantasize about my own funeral.

Success is a public affair. Failure is a private funeral.

The Madiba song may have ended, but its melody lingers on.

Funerals are a pagan rite. There's not any doubt about it.

The life of the dead is placed in the memory of the living.

It's often said that life is strange. But compared to what?

If you wish to live, you must first attend your own funeral.

Until the day of his death no man can be sure of his courage.

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