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Many punishments sometimes, and in some cases, as much discredit a prince as many funerals a physician.
Come now, don't make such a funeral face. It isn't dying that's sad; it's living when you're not happy.
I never hear the rattling of dice that it does not sound to me like the funeral bell of the whole family.
My grandfather was a very insignificant man, actually. At his funeral his hearse followed the other cars.
My biggest blast-off hit was "You Raise Me Up." If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick.
I want Bach's Toccata and Fugue in D played at my funeral. If it isn't I shall jolly well want to know why.
A wedding is a funeral which masquerades as a feast. And the greater the pageantry, the deeper the savagery.
I went to Jimmy Gandolfini's funeral, and when I was there, I realized Jimmy Gandolfini didn't have Twitter.
Always remember this: If you don't attend the funerals of your friends, they will certainly not attend yours.
You can have money piled to the ceiling but the size of your funeral is still going to depend on the weather.
I used to sing at funeral homes for families that didn't have a vocalist. I didn't get paid. I needed to sing.
Nothing you can lose by dying is half as precious as the readiness to die, which is man's charter of nobility.
I've got no idea when I am going to retire. Whenever they pick me up and take me to the funeral home, I guess.
A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?
A thousand people will stop smoking today. Their funerals will be held sometime in the next three or four days.
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment.
The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him.
I hate funerals. They aren't for the guy who's dead. They're for the guys who are left alive and enjoy mourning.
If I fall and break my neck, will you say something nice at my funeral?" "Like 'Kyler was usually more graceful?
I've had some really big hits with 'Groundhog Day' and 'Michael,' 'Multiplicity,' 'Four Weddings and a Funeral.'
ADDER, n. A species of snake. So called from its habit of adding funeral outlays to the other expenses of living.
Absolutely no religious rites of any kind, relating to any religious faith, should be associated with my funeral.
When I was 7 years old, I put on shows for everyone at my grandpa's funeral. I was always the little entertainer.
In New Orleans, we celebrate everything. It's probably the only place you'll see people dancing in a funeral home.
We both laugh. And it feels good. A release. Like laughing at a funeral. Maybe inappropriate, but definitely needed.
If I had taken my doctor's advice and quit smoking when he advised me to, I wouldn't have lived to go to his funeral.
Today we know with certainty that segregation is dead. The only question remaining is how costly will be the funeral.
Why should I be sad? Everyone has to die. If you have a body, it's too late to cry. It's only funerals I can't stand.
Life for the majority of the population. Is an unlovely struggle against unfair odds. Culminating in a cheap funeral.
Funerals are important rituals. They don't just recognize that a life has ended; they recognize that a life was lived.
I think you should control yourself a little bit, so you can walk, and when you die, you can walk to your own funeral.
If you're dressed for my funeral, it's too casual. If it's just street clothes, then you must be scaring the tourists.
We sometimes congratulate ourselves at the moment of waking from a troubled dream; it may be so the moment after death.
Away with funeral music-set The pipe to powerful lips- The cup of life's for him that drinks And not for him that sips.
After Margaret Thatcher's funeral, I spoke at a tribute meeting organised by her supporters in a pub next to St Paul's.
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals when their cheery effect is needed.
My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.
the time to hesitate is through no time to wallowin the mire Try now we can only lose and our love become a funeral pyre
Man's last day must ever be awaited and none to be counted happy until his death, until his last funeral rites are paid.
I have asked to have no funeral, and no memorial service. I hate other people's and would certainly not appreciate my own.
The archiving industry, much like the funeral industry and the wedding industry, these industries can be very exploitative.
In the end, one or the other will triumph - a funeral dirge will be sung over the Soviet republic or over world capitalism.
The saddest face I ever saw on Martin Luther King was at the funeral of the four little girls slain in Birmingham, Alabama.
I think it's very important to allow people into Ted Kennedy. Thousands of people lined the streets the day of his funeral.
I always take photographs when I attend a funeral. Most people there know who I am and expect me to be there with my camera.
I tweeted that I wanted Little Mix's 'Touch' played at my funeral - I think that'd be a great song to send me into the abyss.
A funeral isn't for the dead. You'll simply be a stage set for a kind of festival maybe. And besides, you won't even be there.
You don’t want to ask after the health of anyone, if you’re a funeral director. They think maybe you’re scouting for business.
If you carefully consider what you want to be said of you in the funeral experience, you will find your definition of success.
Lessee...he'd gone off after the funeral and gotten drunk. No, not drunk, another word, ended with "er." Drunker. that was it.