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I mean some doctor told me I had six months to live and I went to their funeral.
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral.
Funeral pomp is more for the vanity of the living than for the honor of the dead.
An obituary should be an exercise in contemporary history, not a funeral oration.
Let the dead have the immortality of fame, but the living the immortality of love.
An evangelizer must never look like someone who has just come back from a funeral.
Is that a birthday? 'tis, alas! too clear; 'Tis but the funeral of the former year.
There are ways of dying that don't end in funerals. Types of death you can't smell.
Sometimes funerals and weddings bring out the worst rather than the best in people.
Hired mourners at a funeral say and do - A little more than they whose grief is true
What men prize most is a privilege, even if it be that of chief mourner at a funeral.
The stars are not wanted now, put out every one Pack up the moon & dismantle the sun.
We may all host ourselves to death, and if we're all dead who will host our funerals?
No matter how great a man is, the size of his funeral usually depends on the weather.
Apparently one of the most uncertain things in the world is the funeral of a religion.
Honest listening is one of the best medicines we can offer the dying and the bereaved.
There is no such thing as the pursuit of happiness, but there is the discovery of joy.
A funeral was a great form of entertainment. A wake was a great form of entertainment.
When I die, I'll probably climb out of the coffin and play the organ at my own funeral!
Religious unity can look like a carnival and religious liberty can look like a funeral.
A good funeral gets the dead where they need to go and the living where they need to be.
The flower fades and dies; but he who wears the flower has not to mourn for it for ever.
That afternoon my mother had brought me the roses. "Save them for my funeral," I'd said.
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
I'm a big Arcade Fire fan. I love the way they make records - 'Funeral' being my favorite.
The formal Washington dinner party has all the spontaneity of a Japanese imperial funeral.
I wanted to be at my sister's funeral, but my family has always had a complicated dynamic.
And whoever walks a furlong without sympathy walks to his own funeral drest in his shroud.
The Nobel is a ticket to one's own funeral. No one has ever done anything after he got it.
Do not seek death. Death will find you. But seek the road which makes death a fulfillment.
[That] my body be buried as cheaply as possible and no speeches be permitted at my funeral.
I seldom go into a natural history museum without feeling as if I were attending a funeral.
I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
I've always found the most tragic things funny. I was always the guy laughing at the funeral.
Death came with friendly care; The opening bud to heaven conveyed, And bade it blossom there.
I hope you die.... P.S. If you do die, I'm going to go to the funeral and finger your corpse.
I've just had some bad news. Tomorrow is the mother in law's funeral. And she's cancelled it.
As I'm lying there at my funeral I would hope to hear somebody say, “Look, he's still moving!
One of my first public performances was singing hymns at a funeral for a friend of our family.
I played a funeral convention once. York Casket Company pays well, in case anyone's wondering!
Sometimes funerals can be good. It reunites you with your cousins you haven't seen in a while.
Whatever you think matters - doesn't. Follow this rule, and you will add decades to your life.
Thrift, thrift, Horatio! The funeral bak'd meats did coldly furnish forth the marriage tables.
I used to work in a funeral home to feel good about myself, just the fact that I was breathing.
At times, I pity my comedian image. People start laughing seeing me even in funeral processions.
The reason so many people turned up at his funeral is that they wanted to make sure he was dead.
If 180 million people want to be undead, that’s their funeral, but I happen to like being alive.
I guess I do prefer a ball cap. I have performed without a cap, mostly at funerals and weddings.
During my grandma's funeral, I looked over once and saw my mom crying, and I felt so bad for her.
It's a good thing Kerry's dead, because that funeral would've sent him over the edge," Henry said.