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One thing that golf teaches you is humility.
When I'm playing well, I don't even take aim.
Be prepared to scramble right from the start.
Golf is the Lord's punishment for man's sins.
I don't have any handicap. I am all handicap.
Swimming is fun. It's a lot funner than golf.
If you grow up normal, you'll only be normal.
Tennis and golf are best played, not watched.
I'd rather play golf than go on to Wikipedia!
Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.
Golf's the only sport that comes with a slave.
All I want to do is do my shows and play golf.
Just remember, golf is flog spelled backwards.
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I've always played my best golf in the summer.
Golf is hugely important, as it keeps me going.
I can't afford to be a member of a golf course.
After you have the basics down it's all mental.
No golfer can ever become too good to practice.
Half of golf is fun; the other half is putting.
Cursed be the hand that made these fatal holes.
I think I definitely like the solitude of golf.
He that can have patience can have what he will.
That putt had more breaks than a government job.
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
The more you play it the less you know about it.
I like to play golf. I like to cut my own grass.
Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.
Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.
Pawn endings are to Chess what putting is to golf
I know the other side. I know what awful golf is.
If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy.
If you try to fight the course, it will beat you.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
Golf isn't supposed to be work. It's to have fun.
I had to figure out myself to figure out my game.
The more they made noise, the more calm I became.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Playing golf is like learning a foreign language.
Golf is fun - until you hit somebody in the head.
As a kid, I really wasn't thinkin' about no golf.
I don't play golf, and I'm not into horse racing.
In golf, humiliations are the essence of the game.
On the value of blind shots to golf course design.
Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease.
The coma ward was boring yet difficult. Like golf.
I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing.
My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.
Golf made me feel like a loser. So I dismissed it.