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if you gone come in second, you're just the first loser!
The person I fear most in the last two rounds is myself.
A golf course is nothing but a pool room moved outdoors.
I love horse racing, I play golf, and I love travelling.
I don't care about that. The Green Coat is enough for me.
Most people play a fair game of golf - if you watch them.
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money.
No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine.
If there is any larceny in a man, golf will bring it out.
Golf tip: Lay off for three weeks and then quit for good.
Just have a Coke or something and watch the boys go past.
I'm not very good in the rain. I don't wear a golf glove.
It's a funny thing, the more I practice the luckier I get.
I can sum it up like this: Thank God for the game of golf.
Your worst putt will usually be as good as your best chip.
That divot is so deep, I will need a sod cutter to fix it.
If a caddie can help you, you don't know how to play golf.
I would rather play Hamlet with no rehearsal than TV golf.
Tee your ball high...air offers less resistance than dirt.
Mr. Agnew, I believe you have a slight swing in your flaw.
I have only one goal in golf - to leave it with my sanity.
Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.
One travels like a golf ball, hopping from green to green.
Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living.
The word is control. That's my ultimate - to have control.
I don't think it's healthy to take yourself too seriously.
There has to be a better use for titanium than golf clubs.
Thinking instead of acting is the number one golf disease.
I always think under par. You have to believe in yourself.
To Sally, who showed me the benefits of the sport of golf.
It's a really good place for me to be, on the golf course.
I'm quite good at golf. I'm not amazing, but I play a lot.
Golf is not a game of good shots. It's a game of bad shots.
The ultimate judge of your swing is the flight of the ball.
I'm glad I brought this course, this monster, to its knees.
If you think golf is relaxing, you're not playing it right.
That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.
Nicklaus plays a kind of golf with which I am not familiar.
Golf is like smoking, I have been trying to quit for years.
Concentrate on hitting the green. The cup will come to you.
I'm getting so old, I don't even buy green bananas anymore.
Sam, had a great time this weekend but the golf was lousey.
Golf courses sell real estate and that's why they're built.
This is one of the most special golf courses in the planet.
There is no room on the golf course for anger or self-pity.
There are no maladies in my golf game. My golf game stinks.
It is impossible to outplay an opponent you can't outthink.
My swing is so bad I look like a caveman killing his lunch.
Golf is just a game - and an idiotic game most of the time.
What is Love compared with holing out before your opponent?