Here Eddie, hold the flag while I putt out.

As we all know... golf is a puzzle without an answer.

The best wood in most amateurs' bags is the pencil.

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated.

I don't like watching golf on TV. I'd rather play.

I'm addicted. I'm addicted to golf.

Golf is a better game played downhill.

It's the most fun I've had with my clothes on.

My manager always preaches golf comes first.

Forget your opponents; always play against par.

Golf is a game that is played on a five-inch course

Golf is 20 percent talent and 80 percent management.

I'd give up golf if I didn't have so many sweaters.

I don't want to be a millionaire; just live like one.

Maintain a childhood enthusiasm for the game of golf.

I like the Miami because I could play golf all winter.

You need 100 percent concentration on golf to succeed.

Golf is evolving, every day, every shot.

Golf is a game of precision, not strength.

I adore the game of golf. I won't ever retire.

I just wanna be me and play golf. I'm just Bubba.

Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.

The secret of golf is to turn three shots into two.

I play with friends, but we don't play friendly games.

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

I was on the dance floor but I couldn't hear the band.

Golf is something I do selfishly for myself.

Concentration is a fine antidote to anxiety.

You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen.

Too much ambition is a bad thing to have in a bunker.

All other things being equal, greens break to the west.

Take nine strokes off your score. Skip the last hole.

I want to be what I've always wanted to be: dominant.

Don't be too proud to take lessons. I'm not.

I didn't want to change the name on the towels.

Nobody ever wins the National Open. Somebody loses it.

Isn't it fun to go out on the course and lie in the sun?

I believe that my creative mind is my greatest weapon.

Golf is not, and never has been, a fair game.

I may buy the Alamo and give it back to Mexico.

If you want to hit it farther, hit it better.

I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.

I think I fail a bit less than everyone else.

When I want a long ball, I spin my hips faster.

Essentially, he has been retired since he was 21.

I like trying to win. That's what golf is all about.

A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.

Nobody ever remembers who finished second at anything.

This is a tournament. The others are all championships.

We all would like to struggle like Tiger is struggling.

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