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A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress.
I learned you can't drink whiskey and play golf.
Every golfer has at least 14 enemies: his clubs.
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
I never felt that I didn't have a chance to win.
Arnie, you're going to have to buy a bigger jet.
I like to play golf. I like to cut my own grass.
That putt had more breaks than a government job.
The more you play it the less you know about it.
The most important shot in golf is the next one.
He that can have patience can have what he will.
Nobody asked how you looked, just what you shot.
I had to figure out myself to figure out my game.
I never learned anything from a match that I won.
If I did that, playing golf would drive me crazy.
Nothing dissects a man in public quite like golf.
Golf isn't supposed to be work. It's to have fun.
Playing golf is like learning a foreign language.
I just wanna be me and play golf. I'm just Bubba.
Nonchalant putts count the same as chalant putts.
If you try to fight the course, it will beat you.
Golf is a game not just of manners but of morals.
The more they made noise, the more calm I became.
Have you ever noticed what golf spells backwards?
Pawn endings are to Chess what putting is to golf
Sometimes, I play a round of extremely poor golf.
Essentially, he has been retired since he was 21.
I know the other side. I know what awful golf is.
Sex is the most fun you can have without smiling.
I don't play golf, and I'm not into horse racing.
As a kid, I really wasn't thinkin' about no golf.
Golf is fun - until you hit somebody in the head.
I can't give up Golf, I've got too many sweaters.
His golf bag does not contain a full set of irons.
Golf made me feel like a loser. So I dismissed it.
Golf is an ideal diversion, but a ruinous disease.
Golf is a game, and games are meant to be enjoyed.
Jim Murray's greatest writings were golf writings.
Media access to us is more regulated than in golf.
I like golf, hiking, camping, boating and fishing.
I love Merion and I don't even know her last name.
In golf, humiliations are the essence of the game.
Golf is a game of endless failure and frustration.
The coma ward was boring yet difficult. Like golf.
On the value of blind shots to golf course design.
If my golf game was a prize fight, they'd stop it.
Foreign players is what makes golf so popular now.
Well, I'm glad we don't have to play in the shade.
My body is here, but my mind has already teed off.