This collection holds 2,724 golf quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Tiger Woods, Rob Paulsen and Seth Macfarlane.

They are ordered so that each author has a say before anyone repeats, which means the first page gives you the range of the topic rather than one writer's back catalogue.

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Golf is me.

I'm a golf nut!

I'm bad at golf.

Golf is not easy.

I play golf - badly.

I loved junior golf.

Wear it if it clashes.

The holes are numbered.

I still don't get golf.

I'm serious about golf.

Swing easy and hit hard.

A hungry dog hunts best.

Miles and miles and miles.

Earth ... God's golf ball.

Golf is a mental disorder.

Golf and dating don't mix.

Golf is the Great Mystery.

Agriculture is the new golf

Never saw one worth a damn.

I don't play golf for fame.

Confidence is king in golf.

My parents didn't play golf.

I had a 15th club in my bag.

I wish my name was Tom Kite.

This is where God hangs out.

Golf is a good walk spoiled.

My handicap? Woods and irons.

Few learn golf in a lifetime.

Golf is played with the arms.

I know bugger all about golf.

Swing hard in case you hit it.

I'm a golfer - not an athlete.

Golf is my boyfriend right now.

The 'enemy' in golf is tension.

I miss. I miss. I miss. I make.

Golf course design is exciting.

I played golf all over Detroit.

Hey, is this room out of bounds?

Because you pray after you play.

You can't lose an old golf ball.

Self-love is a big part of golf.

Golf was never a religion to me.

Tiger's a horrible golf teacher.

Good golf begins with a good grip.

I tell jokes to pay my green fees.

Golf is typical capitalist luncay.

The older I get, the better I was.

That's the easiest 69 I ever made.

I can't even pretend to play golf.

Golf is a puzzle without an answer.

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