My most cherished possessions are my grandma's letters and my vintage Martha Washington cookbook.

During my grandma's funeral, I looked over once and saw my mom crying, and I felt so bad for her.

My grandmother was a sharecropper. That wasn't even that long ago! My grandma was a sharecropper.

My grandma always said that God made libraries so that people didn't have any excuse to be stupid.

Well, that’s not something you see every day. Go tell your father that Grandma needs the grenades.

My grandma spelled my name wrong until she died. Like literally, birthday cards, mail, everything.

My grandma is very musical and can play piano by ear, and my grandpa was in a quartet in Kentucky.

We should not have a government program that determines if you're going to pull the plug on grandma.

When the grandmothers of today hear the word 'Chippendales,' they don't necessarily think of chairs.

We don’t LOVE our Grandmas because they look like super models. We love them because of WHO they are

There's milk-and-cookies Grandma, and there's Colt 45 and Atlantic City Grandma. She was the latter.

I was raised by my Depression-era grandma who taught me to use what you've got: Waste not, want not!

Booze is flowing all unknowing; grandma downs a few, smiles and giggles happily enjoying her new brew.

Everyone needs to have access both to grandparents and grandchildren in order to be a full human being.

My mom, my aunt, and my grandma banded together and gave me a village of support when I was growing up.

I'll drive like my grandma. I'll drive like your grandma." "You wouldn't say that if you knew my gramma.

I grew up with my uncle's comic books at my grandma's house, so I've always loved my comic book reading.

The Baby Boom has spawned an even bigger Grandma Boom. For every baby born, two women turn into grandmas.

I had just settled Grandma on her folding chair and popped open our box lunch when the corpse floated by.

There was a group of six women in my household. My mom, aunts and grandma. I watched them in the kitchen.

Carson is an old family name, though my grandma used to watch Johnny all the time and was crazy about him.

Grandma told me all about it, Told me so I couldn't doubt it, How she danced, my grandma danced; long ago.

I started writing letters home to my mother, saying that I wanted to come home, grandma won't let me sing.

Grandma Holly told me at three years old that I had a voice of an angel, and I just never stopped singing.

Every time I see a cardinal, I know my grandmother is with me. This regal, red bird was Grandma's favorite.

My paternal grandma was a raving Thatcherite, one who had a xenophobic turn of phrase for most proceedings.

I'm a nice middle-class girl in real life, and I'm a mom and a grandma, and I usually play sweet characters.

He burst into the house and ate Grandma, an entirely valid course of action for a carnivore such as himself.

She'd crack A joke sharp as a tin lid Hot from the teeth of the can-opener, And cackle her crack-corn laugh.

My grandma forbid us from describing ourselves as poor. She said, 'we're broke.' Because broke is temporary.

My great grandma, she's in her 80s, so she tells me a lot about the things she's seen. I learn a lot from her.

Necessity first mothered invention. Now invention has little ones of her own, and they look just like grandma.

My grandma passed away at 98 1/2 and I want to live to 100. I want to be able to do what I can do even at 100.

I have a glam-baby. Let's be correct, now. I'm way too young and too fabulous to be a grandma. I'm a glam-mom.

My grandma was a huge believer, very spiritual, probably the most spiritual person I've ever known in my life.

Never trust an ugly woman. She's got a grudge against the world,' said Grandma who was no oil painting herself.

Some kids in Italy call me 'Mama Jazz; I thought that was so cute. As long as they don't call me 'Grandma Jazz.'

I'm not a big fan of the tchotchkes. It always reminds me of a grandma's stuffy home with a million Santa dolls.

Becoming a grandmother is wonderful. One moment you're just a mother. The next you are all-wise and prehistoric.

We should all have one person who knows how to bless us despite the evidence, Grandmother was that person to me.

I loved their home. Everything smelled older, worn but safe; the food aroma had baked itself into the furniture.

My earliest memory was going to my grandma's house, milking the cows, and collecting the eggs from the chickens.

Grandma's on the front porch with a Bible in her hand, sometimes I hear her singing take me to the promised land.

I was complimented for looking young and yet was offered roles of aunts, sister-in-law and very soon grandma too!

When I met Mrs. Clinton, I met the mom that she is, I met the daughter that she is, I met the grandma that she is.

My favorite food is macaroni and cheese that my grandma makes. My favorite drink has to be Vita Coco coconut water.

For all the days of our lives," we finished and I felt a little like a character in one of my grandma's soap operas.

All the girls who have photos of them at parties, like, "Woo!" - that's what someone's going to see of their grandma.

I think when you take off that jacket and they see that ‘I LOVE GRANDMA’ T-shirt, they’re going to rip your heart out.

Well, but you can eat Grandma's cookies. They're not bad for you. They were made by Grandma. Grandma wouldn't hurt you.

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