This collection holds 18 kangaroos quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Vince Staples, Dr. Seuss and Karl Pilkington.

They are ordered so that each author has a say before anyone repeats, which means the first page gives you the range of the topic rather than one writer's back catalogue.

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It is hard eating a little kangaroo knob.

It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline.

If you were a kangaroo you'd forget you've got a joey in your pouch.

With kangaroos, you say 'Sit!' and they start boxing with you. They're nuts!

Evolution is a snail, but Revolution is a kangaroo; one crawls, other jumps!

He (Ozzie Smith) plays like he's on a mini-trampoline or wearing helium kangaroo shorts.

I liked the koala, wallaby, and I chilled with a kangaroo a bit. There was a wombat that I quite enjoyed also

Until we do something about wild dogs, kangaroos competing for pasture, your fortunes in life aren't gonna turn around.

If you hit a kangaroo in the street and you have to pull out on the side of the road, it can get back up and murder you.

Let me introduce myself. My name is, uh, Kangaroo... Kangaroo - Captain Kangaroo ... I'm the keeper here of the Treasure House.

Kofi Annan's kangaroo court [is] a clear and present danger to the war on terror and to Americans fighting it all over the world.

How true, how true" said the Sour Kangaroo, "And from now on, you know what I'm gonna do? I'm going to protect them with you!" And the Young Kangaroo in her pouch said "Me too!

Even to this day, no native Australian animal species and only one plant species-the macadamia nut-have proved suitable for domestication. There still are no domestic kangaroos.

How small the cosmos (a kangaroo's pouch would hold it), how paltry and puny in comparison to human consciousness, to a single individual recollection, and its expression in words!

The chimpanzees in the zoos do it, Some courageous kangaroos do it Let's do it, let's fall in love. I'm sure giraffes on the sly do it, Even eagles as they fly do it, Let's do it, let's fall in love.

Are there any mythical beasts which aren't simple pastiches of nature? Centaurs, minotaurs, unicorns, griffons, chimeras, sphinxes, manticores, and the like don't speak well for the human imagination. None is as novel as a kangaroo or starfish.

Hopefully New Zealand let me stay, and they don't kick me out and ban me. And I hope I don't get killed by a kangaroo, 'cuz I heard that happens out there.

Horton, the kangaroo has sent Vlad!' Vlad? I know two Vlads. One is a cute little bunny that brings me cookies. The other is bad Vlad. Which Vlad?' Which one do you think?' Bad Vlad?' Good call.

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