Take my wife... Please!

Be my wife, all my life.

I have to look to my wife.

My wife's married. I'm not.

My wife went off with Elvis.

I tell my wife all my secrets.

I don't get any money from my wife.

I've got more clothes than my wife.

You can ask my wife about my stamina.

My wife is possessive and I like that

I lost 150 lbs. if you include my wife.

My wife calls our waterbed the Dead Sea.

I only fear God, and my wife - sometimes.

My wife says OBE stands for Old Big 'Ead.

I trust my wife more than I trust myself.

Will you do me the honor of being my wife?

My wife and I always enjoy going for a jog.

Even with my wife, I find sharing soup is hard.

Heaven will be heaven only if my wife is there.

Buried my wife the other day. Had to, she died.

My wife and I, Delice and I, are empty nesters.

I just keep pinching myself that that's my wife.

I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom?

It was my wife that insisted I do 'The Hangover.

I wished my wife to be not so much as suspected.

My wife has learnt to carry me as her fifth baby

My wife is my best friend, by far my best friend.

I am steady with my wife. I'm faithful to my wife.

Of all my wife's relations I like myself the best.

I could have stayed home and been kept by my wife.

The only thing I feel passionate about is my wife.

I'm constantly falling deeper in love with my wife.

Sally is my wife, but not my chattel or my property.

Whoever stole it is spending less money than my wife.

Every day is a dream, every day I spend with my wife.

You know my wife, she's 6 ft 1 she can beat anyone up.

I wake my wife up at 3 a.m. and say, "Listen to this!"

My wife." "By what name is she called, Kincaid?" "Mine.

I feel the need to work with my wife, Lena Olin, again.

My wife never throws anything at me that I can't handle.

My wife, if she wants it, she will just go out and buy it.

I'm very romantic, I'm extremely romantic. I date my wife.

My wife has good taste. She has seen very few of my movies.

I'd thought I'd live with my wife, but I couldn't find one.

My wife and I are art collectors and architectural crazies.

My wife and I, we like to ride where there's not much traffic.

I will admit the best sex I've ever had has been with my wife.

My wife is very happy about me keeping all my music in my pocket.

My wife has a keen sense of humor. The more I humor her, the better.

I asked my wife, 'Is there somebody else?' She said, 'There MUST be.'

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