I got all sorts of great Nebraska jokes.

I still can't shake the Nebraska off of me.

I'd rather live in Nebraska than Washington.

My mom is painfully sweet; she's from Nebraska.

I'll be happy if I can just stay out of Nebraska.

Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.

Taylor Martinez is to Nebraska what iPad is to Apple.

I first came across Chadron, Nebraska, by accident in 1994.

I ended up being the governor of a very ag state, Nebraska.

Anytime the president visits Nebraska its good for Nebraska.

Like my father I, too, was born in Central America - Nebraska.

I was a Presbyterian minister at a small church in Omaha, Nebraska.

Nebraska is proof that hell is full and the dead are walking the earth.

Wow. This makes grand central look like a bus stop in Buttfuck Nebraska.

My sister said, You're making it hard for all us housewives in Nebraska.

My first job entailed spending a summer working in a cornfield in Nebraska.

I came from Nebraska, a very middle class family with a progressive father.

I was born in Japan, and then we went to Korea, and I was raised in Nebraska.

Im afraid Wisconsin is you, Nebraska, only with much better parties and more wins.

Yeah, I had a tremendous time shooting in Nebraska. I like that state a lot, all over it.

I, Lawrence Klein, was born in Omaha, Nebraska, as were my elder brother and younger sister.

I, Lawrence Klein, was born in Omaha, Nebraska, as were my elder brother and younger sister.

The only thing very noticeable about Nebraska was that it was still, all day long, Nebraska.

I've been down in Florida since 1979. When you're born in Nebraska you really can't explain it.

Nebraska and Indiana were really the only Division One schools that expressed any interest in me.

Most people would live in an outhouse in Bangladesh before they would voluntarily move to Nebraska.

I'm an honest, hardworking conservative leader who will stand up to Washington and fight for Nebraska.

Nebraska people have the heart and power to create real beauty and art if they will only wake up and do it.

You don't beat football teams like Nebraska with a trick play. They're too well-coached, too well-disciplined.

I was heading to Nebraska. Now there's a sentence you don't want to say too often if you can possibly help it.

I've lived out West some... I've always liked the High Plains areas - eastern Colorado, eastern Wyoming, western Nebraska.

I been making history for Omaha, Nebraska, since I started boxing professional, and it just keeps going and going and going.

For Nebraska and for America, I will continue my commitment to our national security, economic security, and family security.

Western Nebraska is the only place in all my travels where I have seen the dust blowing and the rain falling at the same time.

I sold steaks over the phone in Omaha, Nebraska. Marbling, fantastic. That's what makes a great steak; a lot of people don't know.

Nebraska Republicans believe that Nebraska Democrats love their kids, and I believe we can have a constructive conversation with everybody.

My father died when I was 15, and my dad was a professional wrestler but as well as a national amateur champion at the University of Nebraska.

It's tough coming out of Nebraska, where you're the man and you have to score, to going to the guy that sets the team up and being a role player.

I have a car in Nebraska. When I bought it, they gave me a satellite radio, and there's an 'indie-rock' station. It's just nothing I'm interested in.

I went to Duke University in the medical track. And then I decided I wanted to do something more creative, so I switched to biochemistry at Nebraska.

One of my favorite albums in the world is Bruce Springsteen's 'Nebraska.' Each song has this very distinct character who has something profound to say.

I arrived at New York, and I went from being Andy Rannells from Nebraska to being Andrew Rannells in New York who was gay. And those were just the facts.

I was just a young kid out of Mexico, Missouri, and then Kansas City, having an opportunity to play at the University of Nebraska, where I grew as a man.

If Hollywood was somewhere else, if Hollywood was in Lincoln, Nebraska, then obviously celebrities would be coming around a lot more to the Huskers games.

There's nothing better than a Nebraska summer so I wanted to live there in the summer time and visit my family and go to as many Nebraska games as I could.

My brother was the consummate Nebraska boy - the football star who went to the university, was president of his fraternity, hunted with my dad all the time.

My first years were spent living just as my forefathers had lived - roaming the green, rolling hills of what are now the states of South Dakota and Nebraska.

I'm always wearing a Nebraska hat. Most of the time I'm wearing something that's got a Husker something on it. I make sure I have it on TV but I have it regularly.

Some states like Nebraska have thus far responsibly managed their budgets, even in tough times, and I could not ask Nebraskans to pay for poor governance elsewhere.

When I was 17, I had a small part in the movie 'Election,' which shot in Omaha, Nebraska. I was really naive at the time; I really didn't know what a big deal it was.

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