I am king of the world!

I'd like to win an Oscar.

I ain't gonna win no Oscars.

In Hollywood, Oscar is king.

I would love to win an Oscar.

Will this coffee get me an Oscar?

You never make movies for Oscars.

When in doubt, I read Oscar Wilde.

You don't make pictures for Oscars.

Welcome to the 77th and last Oscars.

I really don't think about the Oscars.

I'd love to see a woman host the Oscars.

The Oscar Wilde of Welfare State gentility.

I took the Oscars very seriously as a child.

I am an unspeakable of the Oscar Wilde sort.

The Oscars are not something I watch anyway.

This is one night I wish I smoked and drank.

My first movie. I think I won an Oscar for this.

I absolutely love Oscar. So classic. So timeless.

I didn't even know what an Oscar was at the time.

I didn't really expect to be coming to the Oscars.

I won once [an Oscar]. So it can't be that racist.

The Golden Globes are fun. The Oscars are Business.

I'll tell you this about the Oscars - they're real.

Getting the Oscar had the biggest impression on me.

People that watch Adult Swim don't watch the Oscars.

I watch the Oscars in my pajamas like everybody else.

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimagininative.

Makeup contracts are the Oscars of the modeling world.

They're my favorite two words these days: Oscar reject.

The poor Oscars - they always get slammed in the press.

That was never my intention to compete with the Oscars.

The Oscar nomination is the best marketing you can get.

Did I really earn this, or did I just wear you all down?

Oscar Peterson plays the best ivory box I've ever heard.

It definitely deserved an Oscar, but not a Golden Globe.

Most of the movies nominated for Oscars put me to sleep.

It has always been Oscar Peterson. He is my Rachmaninoff.

Having 'Oscar winner' on your tombstone is a great thing.

The Academy and the Oscars have been very gracious to me.

If I messed up at the Oscars, I wouldn't be invited back.

When I was growing up in the house, we'd watch the Oscars.

Every time an Oscar is given out, an agent gets his wings.

I couldn't care less about being a presenter at the Oscars.

Gee, this isn't like I imagined it would be in the bathtub.

I'm one of the best actresses. One day I will win an Oscar.

I was such a New Yorker, I hardly knew what the Oscars were.

I never won an Oscar...and the Oscars never won Irene Papas.

Am I allowed to say I really wanted this? This is fantastic.

I'd rather make the cut in the Crosby than win another Oscar.

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