My parents were Christian.

Our parents were musicians.

Nothing sexy about pregnancy.

Cancer is a demonic pregnancy.

Labor is really going to hurt.

Give into love or live in fear.

If it's a boy, I'll put him in tutus!

Now my belly is as noble as my heart.

I love all the feelings of pregnancy.

I have the world's worst pregnancies.

Birth is the epicenter of women's power

The Creator is not a careless mechanic.

My first pregnancy, I gained 75 pounds.

Love cannot save you from your own fate.

All the really pretty girls get pregnant.

Pregnancy is a very creative phase for me.

Love is like a faucet, it turns off and on.

I think pregnancy is a huge responsibility.

Avoiding pregnancy is not an absolute evil.

I went up a pants size during my pregnancy.

Sex is still the leading cause of pregnancy.

Pregnancy forces you to put your health first.

Love is suffering. One side always loves more.

The average pregnant woman farts 15 times that!

Pregnancy is getting company inside one's skin.

Love can make even nice people do awful things.

It's like carrying a bowling ball! Almost done.

My back is broken because of the last pregnancy.

Take your bottom lip and pull it over your head.

I never ever slept again after my first pregnancy.

Thank God my parents had an abundance of patience.

I love pregnancy and the bump and the whole thing.

Is life a pregnancy? That would make death a birth.

It takes all sorts of people to make the underworld.

It's not good to throw back scotch with a new fetus.

I feel blessed to be having a really easy pregnancy.

I gained twenty pounds [during pregnancy of my wife].

We do not look in great cities for our best morality.

Pregnancy changed my body; it changed the way I walk.

A period is just the beginning of a lifelong sentence

These wretched babies don't come until they are ready.

Whenever my water breaks it'll be like a fire hydrant!

Love and pregnancy and riding on a camel cannot be hid

Unplanned pregnancy is an equal-opportunity affliction.

I feel like I have a bowling ball sitting on my hoo-ha.

It is said that the present is pregnant with the future.

I realize why women die in childbirth - it's preferable.

Nothing mattered except states of mind, chiefly our own.

Keep busy while you are waiting for something to happen.

Being pregnant is an occupational hazard of being a wife.

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