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Nutrition makes me puke.
Happy endings make me puke.
Jack Daniels makes us all puke.
The sight of burnt orange makes me puke.
If I hear the word 'perky' again, I'll puke.
A cupcake is just a muffin with clown puke topping.
I love dark chocolate - I could eat it 'til I puke.
I personally do not find puke funny. I find it disgusting.
We have a no puke rule. The purpose is performance, not puking.
If I see Danny Hillis quoted as an expert on MPP one more time, I'm going to puke.
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
I'm fine, I am just going to go over here and puke shards of my own pelvis into this bush.
I must be honest. I can only read so many paragraphs of a New York Times story before I puke.
It's overkill when you put too much fragrance on. It's the worst. Not sexy, and it makes me want to puke. I'm nauseous. Know what I mean? Your game's off.
When Photoshop came around, I thought I'd died and went to heaven. When I hear artists say, 'Oh, the good old days' or 'I'm old school,' I just want to puke. There's no tool I won't use.
I worked at this great Toronto bar, Indian Motorcycle. I started off as the grunt. I was the guy who cleaned up the puke and the ashtrays and the garbage. Worked in front from four in the afternoon until four in the morning.
It's rare for me to read any fiction. I almost only read nonfiction. I don't believe in guilty pleasures, I only believe in pleasures. People who call reading detective fiction or eating dessert a guilty pleasure make me want to puke.
Most creatures in nature die consciously. Cobras, for instance, choose a particular place on a particular branch of the tree. Many a times, I would try to force-feed them out of my misplaced compassion, but they would just puke and go back to sit on the same branch.
