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Cause I'm a redneck woman.
I'm kind of a closet redneck.
Im not a redneck, Im from Texas.
When I get married, it'll be no secret.
My long hair just can't cover up my redneck.
Without Elvis none of us could have made it.
What this world needs is a few more Rednecks.
Nobody out-rednecks the great state of America.
My wife's a redneck, and she loves a muscle car.
Redneck is: the glorious absence of sophistication
I was nuts about Elvis, like every girl in America.
I did any of the normal things any redneck kid did.
To me, redneck is a sense of self and a way of life.
My daughter is a redneck woman, she's a redneck girl.
Paul Bearer has more chins than a Chinese phone book!
When in doubt, figure it out. That's the redneck way.
Redneck law: Must have a gun. Must shoot it regularly.
There's an intelligent redneck in all of us somewhere.
Elected office holds more perks than Elvis' nightstand.
You might be a redneck if your dogs name is Miller Light
There's a lot of rednecks in the country where I grew up.
He had fallen out of the ugly tree, and hit every branch.
You might be a redneck if you own at least 20 baseball hats.
Elvis was rock'n'roll. He came from the poverty and the pain.
I knew about Elvis. Of course, everybody knew about him then.
I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
I met a redneck on a Grecian isle who did the Goat Dance very well.
Is Billy Idol just doing a bad Elvis pout, or was he born that way?
You might be a redneck if your local ambulance has a trailer hitch.
You might be a redneck if taking a dip has nothing to do with water.
You might be a redneck if The Salvation Army declines your mattress.
You might be a redneck if you have every episode of Hee Haw on tape.
Elvis was a big influence to my music, but Loretta Lynn was, as well.
If your biggest tax deduction was bail money, you might be a redneck.
You might be a redneck if you go to a Tupperware party for a haircut.
You might be a redneck if your momma tore her best dress coon hunting.
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
You might be a redneck if the UFO hotline limits you to one call a day.
You might be a redneck if people hear your car long before they see it.
Let me get a big 'hell yeah' from the redneck girls like me, hell yeah.
You might be a redneck if your dog can't watch you eat without gagging.
Elvis lived here until thirteen and nobody can really take that from us!
You might be a redneck if you think a chain saw is a musical instrument.
You might be a redneck if your primary source of income is the pawn shop.
If you have more fish on your wall than pictures, you might be a redneck.
If you've ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck.
When I first met Elvis, we had so much in common and became fast friends.
You might be a redneck if your parakeet knows the phrase Open up, Police!
You might be a redneck if your handkerchief doubles as your shirt sleeve.
Elvis transcends his talent to the point of dispensing with it altogether.