My mother kept every single thing that she ever got in her life.

Elle MacPherson is absolutely amazing; she is just so beautiful.

My wife is a sex object - every time I ask for sex, she objects.

If a girl have beef with me, she gon' have beef with me forever.

This Englishwoman is so refined, She has no bosom and no behind.

She's been married so many times she has rice marks on her face.

When a woman has lost her chastity she will shrink from nothing.

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween.

I feel like the moon is a very beautiful woman. She's in control.

No matter what a woman looks like, if she's confident, she's sexy.

I'm a grown man. I ain't got time for all that 'you say, she say.'

A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's: She changes it more often.

I'll tell you, I'm loving everything Betty White's doing. She's 90!

My mother never liked that I worked undercover. She always worried.

I have only one sister, Asha Nanda, and she lives in Maharani Bagh.

The Rose is without an explanation; She blooms, because She blooms.

My wife wants sex in the back of the car and she wants me to drive.

Nature never makes any blunders, when she makes a fool she means it.

She hits me and she beats me and she drinks. My mom is an alcoholic.

A woman is never sexier than when she is comfortable in her clothes.

My mother is the most supportive mother in the world, she's magical.

My mother, Dr Nalini Dutta. She was and will always be my everything.

Britney would make a better prostitute than Christina. She's thicker.

If fortune favors you do not be elated; if she frowns do not despond.

When a woman is talking to you, listen to what she says with her eyes.

Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder.

For me the goddess is the female of God, She is powerful if different.

Be England what she will, With all her faults she is my country still.

She looked as if butter wouldn't melt in her mouth - or anywhere else.

Zendaya is the one. At serving looks, she is the one to go to for tips.

When a woman behaves like a man why doesn't she behave like a nice man?

Martha Stewart is being prosecuted not for who she is but what she did.

Fortune, seeing that she could not make fools wise, has made them lucky.

My dream girl... well, I love eyes. And lips. She has to have nice lips!

A lioness has got a lot more power than the lion likes to think she has.

Lady Luck is indifferent. She smiles sometimes, and she frowns sometimes.

My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.

Nature has no principles. She makes no distinction between good and evil.

Beauty is truth's smile when she beholds her own face in a perfect mirror.

She was a handsome woman of forty-five and would remain so for many years.

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed it.

I'm not saying my wife's a bad cook, but she uses a smoke alarm as a timer.

A woman knows the face of the man she loves as a sailor knows the open sea.

An artist must create. If she doesn't, she will become a menace to society.

My number one idol will always be Rihanna. She has everything I want to be.

She believed in nothing; only her skepticism kept her from being an atheist.

It's impossible to beat Katrina Kaif in looks and sex appeal. She's too hot!

She can't even chew gum and walk in a straight line, let alone write a book.

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.

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