This collection holds 474 sleeping quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Dave Barry, Virgil Abloh and Robert Walpole.

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Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on ... - Dave Barry

Never under any circumstances take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

I suck at sleeping.

Let sleeping dogs lie.

I like sleeping a lot.

TV is my sleeping pill.

I have no trouble sleeping.

I don't like sleeping in a bed.

I've gone days without sleeping.

My only time off is when I'm sleeping.

When I'm sleeping I do a lot of living.

Sleeping is not something I do a lot of.

I've never had trouble sleeping in my life.

I've just been eating, sleeping basketball.

I do a lot of sleeping when I'm not working.

You can't look at a sleeping cat and be tense.

Motherhood is like a big sleeping bag of guilt.

I love sleeping, I can sleep for 15 hours a day.

Do I think people are sleeping on me? Absolutely.

I'm not sleeping with all the women I appear with.

I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.

When animators weren't sleeping, they were drinking.

Whenever the competition is sleeping is when I shine.

I am fed up with men who use sex like a sleeping pill.

The only thing that comes to a sleeping man is dreams.

I was sleeping on editing room floors for $300 a week.

When you're not sleeping, you're not thinking straight.

I don't like paying taxes, but I like sleeping at night.

If there's a trait for not sleeping, I probably have it.

I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.

I get a lot done considering I spend half my day sleeping.

I have never had problems sleeping the night before a race.

When you guys are sleeping at night, I am out there working.

In the U.S., they just want to know who you're sleeping with.

I never liked sleeping; I always think I am missing something.

I do not understand the capricious lewdness of the sleeping mind.

Sleeping is no mean art: for its sake one must stay awake all day.

Sleeping is forbidden at the age of 22. It's all work and no play.

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.

I absolutely loathe sleeping in a tent, regardless of the weather.

Every closed eye is not sleeping, and every open eye is not seeing.

Sleeping and water are lifesavers - that's true beauty right there.

I love silence. But I usually only listen to that when I'm sleeping.

Between 10 P. M. and 11 P. M. is the optimal time to begin sleeping.

When I'm sleeping, if it gets in my face, sometimes it'll wake me up.

While we are sleeping, two-thirds of the world is plotting to do us in.

I happen to be quite fond of staying out late and sleeping the day away.

I really need to be alone. I can't deal with someone sleeping next to me.

I'm bad at sleeping. I get somewhere between three and six hours a night.

A lot of people underestimate rest, especially sleeping and recovery time.

If I'm staying in a hotel or I'm sleeping on my own I have the hairdryer on.

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