It's sort of what jazz would be if it stopped being snobby and what rock would be if it stopped being stupid.

At first, I felt proud when someone said 'Your work looks like a man did it.' Then I realized that was stupid

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind; the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity.

Actually it was the mark of the stupid, which is what you get for sitting under a tree during a thunderstorm.

You need to get up in the morning and say, 'Boy, I'm going to - in my own stupid way - save the world today.'

I think that all human activity is stupid. Artistic activity is also stupid, but you can see it more clearly.

What egotism, what stupid vanity, to suppose that a thing could not happen because you could not conceive it!

What can be more stupid than to be in pain about future things and absent ones which at present are not felt?

The whole dream of democracy is to raise the proletarian to the level of stupidity attained by the bourgeois.

If you listen to my record, I'm just honest about stupid stuff most normal people wouldn't put in a pop song.

There is no idea so stupid or hackneyed that a sufficiently-talented writer can't get a good story out of it.

I’m glad to be part of the war on sadness. I’m a part time employee of the illusion that keeps people stupid.

Living in England, provincial England, must be like being married to a stupid but exquisitely beautiful wife.

No wise man is ever interested in stupid matters like wars! Wars are always on the agenda of only stupid man!

I would say, don't smoke. I'm kidding, but yeah, I did smoke in college and as a young actor and it's stupid.

The key is to commit crimes so confusing that police feel too stupid to even write a crime report about them.

The stupid don't even understand something that happened long ago, the wise understand it before it develops.

I'm a maniac, and everyone on this stage is stupid, fat and ugly. And Ben [Carson] you're a terrible surgeon.

I watch a lot of hockey. There are some good hockey players and there are some awfully stupid hockey players.

The stupid believe that to be truthful is easy; only the artist, the great artist, knows how difficult it is.

constituted a critical lapse in judgement and a personal failure on my part for which I am solely responsable

Cat hate reflects an ugly, stupid, loutish, bigoted spirit. There can be no compromise with this Ugly Spirit.

It's stupid to say that I don't like being in the public eye, but I don't like doing stuff that's not needed.

Punk is always something that's going to be with us and to try and explain that would be stupid at this point.

The right to be irresponsible and stupid is something I hold very dear. And luckily it is something I do well.

It is stupid to grieve for the loss of a girl friend: you might never have met her, so you can do without her.

People talk to old people like they're children.'Oh you're very old aren't you?' Yeah I'm old. I'm not stupid.

Being stupid is not as frustrating as being brilliant for 5 seconds and then average for the rest of your life

Humans are too stupid to prevent climate change from radically impacting on our lives over the coming decades.

If $85 million is not enough to take care of my family and other generations of my family, then you’re stupid.

I've made a lot of stupid action films in my life but I like stupid action films and am kind of proud of them.

I've made a lot of stupid action films. But when we made The Matrix, we saw that people wanted more than that.

He who seldom speaks, and with one calm well-timed word can strike dumb the loquacious, is a genius or a hero.

I can't lie, I did a lot of really, really stupid things, and it was because it was my way of crying for help.

When I'm a blonde, I can say the world is purple, and they'll believe me because they weren't listening to me.

Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive.

Pretty stupid,” I called after his retreating form. “To give up before all possible solutions have been tried.

Stupidity and wisdom meet in the same centre of sentiment and resolution, in the suffering of human accidents.

You find yourself in the world, without any power, immovable as a rock, stupid, so to speak, as a log of wood.

This is what happens in prisons I think you're not giving the prisoners the credit for how ingenious they are.

Only for practical reasons. To find out if I said something stupid in an interview. So I can limit the damage.

This planet is our home. If we destroy the planet, we've destroyed our home, so it is fundamentally important.

The secret of the demagogue is to make himself as stupid as his audience so they believe they are clever as he.

Give me a chance, says Stupid, and I will show you. Ten to one he has had his chance already, and neglected it.

I even accept for the sake of argument that sexual orgies eliminate social tensions and ought to be encouraged.

A eugoogoolizer...one who speaks at funerals...Or did you think I was too stupid to know what a eugoogooly was?

It’s good to be here. I’m just trying to go through life without looking stupid. It’s not working out too well.

I don't want to get high with my kids, because then everything is different forever. That's so stupid, I think.

It's the ratings, stupid, don't you know? They've got us putting more fuzz and wuzz on the air, cop-show stuff.

In these days of widespread illiteracy, functional illiteracy... anything that keeps people stupid is a felony.

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