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Babies, babies, babies. Why did God make so many babies? But no, God didn't make them. Stupid people made them.
To put it bluntly, I seem to have a whole superstructure with no foundation. But I'm working on the foundation.
You've got to be smart enough to write and stupid enough to not think about all the things that might go wrong.
It's a bit embarrassing watching myself, but I couldn't get someone else to play me, that would've been stupid.
Strange as it may seem, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and formal education positively fortifies it.
He wanted to wake up to her smile every day for the rest of his life, like some stupid coffee commercial on TV.
Not stupid. Overly trusting, maybe, but that reflects on his lack of trustworthiness, not on your intelligence.
The Wizard's First Rule: People are stupid; given proper motivation almost anyone will believe almost anything.
Italian politicians are stupid and expensive, that's why they should be fired, abolished, or better eliminated.
I come from a stupid family. My uncle heard that most deaths occurs within ten miles of the house...so he moved.
How could I have been so stupid to ignore everything I’d had in my life? The color red alone was worth kingdoms.
If you’re not angry, then you’re just stupid, you don’t care. How else can you react when something’s so unfair?
I found all these stupid pictures of cats at the beach, and I was like, "They get it, man. They totally get it."
Having plead guilty, I do not believe that I am any different than the vast majority of the members of Congress.
Oh! Polly thought. Why aren't all girls locked up by law the year they turn fifteen? They do such stupid things!
I think that men has the most highly developed intelligence. I think men get so intelligent that they're stupid.
Trump cannot change because in his mind, he has ALWAYS been rewarded for his boorish, stupid, arrogant behavior.
With every animal, you have to build its confidence around people because people do some crazy and stupid things
A man likes his wife to be just clever enough to appreciate his cleverness, and just stupid enough to admire it.
I tell you what. 85 percent of the sportswriters think I'm stupid or a clown or something. They think I'm crazy.
I think the problem with people like this is that they are so stupid that they have no idea how stupid they are.
Sometimes love makes you selfish. Sometimes it makes you stupid. Sometimes it reminds you why you love your gun.
Larry the Cable Guy has everything: sleeveless shirts, stupid catchphrases. He's Mr. T without the acting chops.
Have patience with the quarrelsomeness of the stupid. It is not easy to comprehend that one does not comprehend.
The stupid thief wears the sheep bell around his neck! Such stupidity of the bad is always good for the society!
It sounded stupid, but of course everything does when you're just getting the bare bones facts, only the basics.
However stupid the choice seemed, Shay had made it with her eyes open, and had respected Tally's choice to stay.
I'm pretty sarcastic, and sometimes that doesn't come across on the Internet. It seems I'm being rude or stupid.
I am so stupid, so easily fooled. It's really almost funny. If I could lift a finger I would gladly kill myself.
Politics gives guys so much power that they tend to behave badly around women. And I hope I never get into that.
Do you know why some people feel jealousy from me? Because I don't like to comment back on their stupid remarks.
Rick Santorum has come out against contraception and against college. He wants us literally to be f**king stupid.
We have two political parties in this country, the Stupid Party and the Evil Party. I belong to the Stupid Party.
Youth ages, immaturity is outgrown, ignorance can be educated, and drunkenness sobered, but stupid lasts forever.
I think that if you do an American movie it's important to earn some money, but in a stupid way, to be respected.
Any gastronome who is not an environmentalist is stupid, and any environmentalist who is not a gastronome is sad.
So many shows out there dumb-down the country. It's so admirable to be part of a show that wants people to think.
A lot of beautiful people are stupid. There are a tremendous number of idiots who look so good. It's frightening.
You know, it really doesn`t matter what the media write as long as you`ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.
We are more concerned about looking stupid (fear of people) than we are about acting sinfully (fear of the Lord).
The foolhardy are not necessarily stupid, for fools simply follow their imagination whereas the stupid have none.
Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn't work. You can be politically incorrect if you're smart.
There are some ideas so stupid that only intellectuals can believe in them, particularly left-wing intellectuals.
We've arrived at a point where the President of the United States is going to lead a war on traditional marriage.
More and more people now have jobs that require them to confront the risk of appearing stupid on a regular basis.
Sandy: Boy, you must really think I'm stupid or something. Jeff: Ahh, no one would call you stupid, to your face.
With every animal, you have to build its confidence around people because people do some crazy and stupid things.
My working hypothesis is that stupidity in popular culture is a constant. Popular culture cannot get more stupid.
A stupid person is someone who has the facts, who has the proper information, and still makes the wrong decision.
The market is often stupid, but you can't focus on that. Focus on the underlying value of dividends and earnings.