I don't get no respect

Beloved King of Comedy.

She did it the hard way.

Steel True, Blade Straight.

The Man of a Thousand Voices

His star will forever shine.

Quoth the Raven, "Nevermore.

A Gentle Man and a Gentleman.

Man must endure his going hence.

The Stone the Builders Rejected.

"The Entertainer" He did it all.

In loving memory from the Family.

We live to love you more each day.

A star on earth - a star in heaven.

Liberty, Humanity, Justice, Equality

A friend to honesty and a foe to crime

VOCATUS ATQUE NON VOCATUS DEUS ADERIT.

I have not yet begun to defile myself.

Nothing in Moderation We all loved him.

With God in the Joy of Beauty and Youth

I will not be back after these messages

A good character is the best tombstone.

Carve your name on hearts, not on marble

I want one word on my tombstone - dancer.

I've finally gotten to the bottom of things.

Satire does not look pretty upon a tombstone.

The majority of my symphonies are tombstones.

Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.

On my tombstone it will say, 'At last, a day off.'

Cast a cold eye on life, on death Horseman pass by

Wife-Mother-Actress-Author The world will remember.

Bah, tombstones are only good for pigeons to sit on

To Yesterday's Companionship and Tomorrow's Reunion.

Nothing sells tombstones like a Girl Scout in uniform.

Here lies Walter Winchell in the dirt he loved so well.

I never met a man I didn't like until I met Will Rogers.

Having 'Oscar winner' on your tombstone is a great thing.

Even amidst fierce flames the golden lotus can be planted.

On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!'

On my tombstone, I want written: 'He never did 'Love Boat!''

I am learning all the time. The tombstone will be my diploma.

At Rest An American Soldier And Defender of the Constitution.

On my tombstone just write, 'The sorest loser that ever lived.'

The Greatest Blues Singer in the World Will Never Stop Singing.

When I die, I want it to say 'Short and Funny' on my tombstone.

I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.

Memory, in widow's weeds, with naked feet stands on a tombstone.

Many peoples tombstones should read, 'Died at 30. Buried at 60.'

Good Night Sweet Prince and a flight of angels sing to thy rest.

That nothing's so sacred as honor and nothing's so loyal as love.

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