In his 30 years of broadcasting and publishing fiction, Garrison Keillor has set the laugh bar pretty high.

I still have some of my old University essays, and I do still have my drawing book from primary year seven.

I think anybody who's doing work in their teen years on TV or in the movies, you're a teen idol by default.

I have learnt so much over my 40 years of business which would have been valuable to me when I was younger.

Counter Girl (in candy shop): You two are cute. Seriously. How long have you been going out? Sam: Six years.

I've had marriage proposals, invitations to military balls and even a few prom offers from 18-year-old boys.

It was during the Reagan years that defiance of international law and the U.N. Charter became entirely open.

Whereas Rolling Stone, I just never had anything to do with them. I'd stop by the office maybe twice a year.

The human person is the sum total of a 15 billion year chain of unbroken evolution now thinking about itself

In a lot of ways I think food is starting to take the place in culture that rock and roll took 30 years ago.

Many an article that I myself penned twenty years ago impresses me now as something quite foreign to myself.

I left halfway through my third year to start Lipstick On Your Collar, which was the first thing I ever did.

In 50 years, your grandchildren will be asking you where you were when CM Punk beat the Undertaker's streak!

The last 16 years of my daddys life, he got to work for me, and that made him his own boss and he like that.

I believe that for the past twenty years there has been a creeping socialism spreading in the United States.

I have spent many years trying to recover a common language, one that can cross the distance between people.

I have been acting for 32 years now and I feel so lucky to be able to have done exactly what I wanted to do.

A nuclear-power plant is infinitely safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year.

I have spent the past several years working so hard to just move on, and to try and build a life for myself.

If I know anything about the character of God after fifty years of ministry, I know that God hates abortion.

With years a richer life begins, the spirit mellow: ripe age gives tones to violins, wine, and good fellows.

Sometimes running for Congress is a four-year strategy in terms of getting out there and building a network.

Even a stopped clock is right twice every day. After some years, it can boast of a long series of successes.

I can remember when Pulp Fiction came out. I was, like, 10 years old. But I remember the impact that it had.

Everyone is a genius at least once a year. The real geniuses simply have their bright ideas closer together.

The December - January period is the strongest time of the year. It is an easy time to shift states of mind.

My sister is 4 years older than me and I've always looked up to her, she was the girl I always wanted to be.

Year by year we are learning that in this restless, strenuous American life of ours vacations are essential.

I am so envious of my colleagues from 100 years ago who only sang new works, they hardly ever sang revivals.

Must one become seventy years old to recognize that one's greatest strength lies in creating musical kitsch?

All I want is that Americans still be able to read the alphabet in a hundred years. I am not very ambitious.

If we're damaged it will take 20 years to fix ourselves. It only takes one year to cause 20 years of damage.

I meditate but not regularly. I wish I did more meditation. It's always my New Year's resolution to do more.

I don't ever rest. It's a problem and hopefully something I will get a better handle on in the coming years.

For years, I hated myself. I covered the mirrors in my house. I literally couldn't have a mirror in my room.

It's very hard for adults to maintain respect and romance so that a love affair can be sustained over years.

Over the years, I became more and more interested in the forms and techniques in which things could be said.

The 33 or 34-year-olds will be 36 or 37 by the time the next World Cup comes around, if they're not careful.

And men, whose reason long was blind, From cells of madness unconfined, Oft lose whole years of darker mind.

The society of organizations is new-only seventy years ago employees were a small minority in every society.

Our music over the years has been very cinematic. It's surprising we never really got into film soundtracks.

Resolved to live with all my might while I do live, and as I shall wish I had done ten thousand years hence.

I just love making a fool out of myself. I made my living as a clown at kids' parties for about three years.

This is what I know about my parents. They spent the next several years trying to forget each other, and me.

The Bible has been a bestseller for centuries. Why should I let two thousand years of publicity go to waste?

It is now common knowledge that the average American gains 7 pounds between Thanksgiving and New Year's Day.

At the end of the day, besides everything that I do, I'm still just a 20-year-old girl and a Texan, at that.

I was born in Brazil, I was an American citizen for about 10 years. I thought of myself as a global citizen.

When it comes to fund managers and market strategists, this year's hero usually turns into next year's zero.

It is to the Riddle of the Sphinx that I have devoted fifty years of professional life as an anthropologist.

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