Quotes by Alan Zweibel - Page 1

Lust fades, so you'd better be with someone who can stand you.
Alan Zweibel / Producer
Love
Lust
Sexy
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I've been very lucky. I've written for most of my idols and the contemporaries.
Alan Zweibel / Producer
Idols
Contemporaries
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I haven't written a brochure yet. It's killing me. I know I have a brochure or pamphlet in me yet.
Alan Zweibel / Producer
Pamphlet
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My job is to put words together and tell a story. If that doesn't work for you, it's not a war crime.
Alan Zweibel / Producer
Crime
War Work Together
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It's an intangible thing, this thing we call talent, especially if we're in a position to teach and mentor others.
Alan Zweibel / Producer
Intangible
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Writers are lucky. Whatever the mood, no matter the longing, the writer can use his words to connect himself to any world he wishes to visit.
Alan Zweibel / Producer
Lucky
Use
Wish
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Whether it's an innate ability or an acquired way of regarding the world around us, being labeled as funny can only be accepted as a compliment.
Alan Zweibel / Producer
Accepted
Compliment
Innate
Acquired
Labeled
Regarding
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I experimented with my own one-man show a couple of years ago in Aspen when HBO used to have their comedy festival there. I called it 'A History of Me.'
Alan Zweibel / Producer
Hbo
One Man
Aspen
Couple Of Years Ago
Festival
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I've had a bris, was Bar Mitzvahed and, on occasion, have referred to a temple as a shul. I've never denied it, nor have I disguised it. I am, indeed, a Jew.
Alan Zweibel / Producer
Denied
Bar
Disguised
Indeed
Occasion
Referred
Temple
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Writers are born, not made. We can hone the craft. We need to try to encourage someone and make a dialogue, suggesting ways to do something differently or how to improve.
Alan Zweibel / Producer
Born
Dialogue
Made
Suggesting
Try
Craft
Writers
Hone
Ways
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I wasn't a class clown, I just found at an early age that I was able to make people laugh. So I mostly wrote funny stuff instead of writing what I was supposed to be writing.
Alan Zweibel / Producer
Clown
Funny Stuff
Class Clown
Early Age
Mostly
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I've been writing for people long enough to know that it has got to feel comfortable coming out of their mouths, especially when you're doing something that is first person and is so near and dear to you.
Alan Zweibel / Producer
Comfortable
Dear
Mouths
Enough Long People
Long People Feel
Coming
Near
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I write. This is what I do. My job is to sit down with my vocabulary, select words, and decide what order they should be placed in an attempt to keep someone's attention and perhaps provide them with a laugh or two along the way.
Alan Zweibel / Producer
Select
Vocabulary
Attempt
Placed
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I am not an actor. Yes, every so often I appear on talk shows to promote something I've written, and I enjoy doing so because I have a lot of stories to tell, and I like making audiences laugh. But that's not acting. That's just me being me.
Alan Zweibel / Producer
Talk Shows
I Am Me Doing
Appear
Promote
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