I never think that people die. They just go to department stores.

Why do people spend their time being sad when they could be happy?

When you do something exactly wrong, you always turn up something.

I don't want to be smart, because being smart makes you depressed.

A friend of mine always says, ‘Women love me for the man I’m not.’

In the future, everybody will be world famous for fifteen minutes.

But I always say, one's company, two's a crowd, and three's a party

I wonder if it's possible to have a love affair that lasts forever.

When you think about it, department stores are kind of like museums.

The idea is not to live forever, it is to create something that will

Isn't life a series of images that change as they repeat themselves?

I wake up every morning. I open my eyes and think: here we go again.

I had a lot of dates but I decided to stay home and dye my eyebrows.

I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.

I always think I don't do the first one good, so I try to do it more.

I always like to see if the art across the street is better than mine.

I want everybody to think alike. I think everybody should be a machine.

I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD BE BUGGED ALL THE TIME...BUGGED AND PHOTOGRAPHED

The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.

Buying is more American than thinking, and I'm as American as they come.

My idea of a good picture is one that's in focus and of a famous person.

An artist is somebody who produces things that people don't need to have.

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art.

I do mostly portraits. So it's just people's faces, not really any ideas.

I think pot should be legal. I don’t smoke it, but I like the smell of it.

It would be great to be super-human, to give the fans just what they want.

Photographers feel guilty that all they do for a living is press a button.

If you're not trying to be real, you don't have to get it right. That's art.

I think an artist is anybody who does something well, like if you cook well.

The only time I ever want to be something is outside a party so I can get in.

I always run into strong women who are looking for weak men to dominate them.

Death means a lot of money, honey. Death can really make you look like a star.

I went to vote once, but I got too scared. I couldn't decide whom to vote for.

What we're all looking for is someone who doesn't live there, just pays for it.

I don’t know anybody who doesn’t have a fantasy. Everybody must have a fantasy.

If there's ever a problem, I film it and it's no longer a problem. It's a film.

Traveling makes time go fast. So maybe traveling in space will give people time.

If I had gone ahead and died ten years ago, I'd probably be a cult figure today.

Don't pay any attention to what they write about you. Just measure it in inches.

I'm afraid that if you look at a thing long enough, it loses all of its meaning.

I used to drink Coke all the time. It was so good. It gives you a lot of energy.

Empty space is never-wasted space. Wasted space is any space that has art in it.

You need to let little things that would ordinarily bore you suddenly thrill you.

Sex is more exciting on the screen and between the pages than between the sheets.

Fashion wasn't what you wore someplace anymore; it was the whole reason for going.

They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself.

I never understand how the lipstick business goes on because lipstick lasts forever.

I just [take pictures] because the camera is something to carry around in my pocket.

After Wakefield Poole's films, mine are unnecessary and a bit naive, don't you think?

The best thing about a picture is that it never changes, even when the people in it do.

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