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Children and fools always speak the truth
You can't pray a lie -- I found that out.
Truth is more of a stranger than fiction.
All gods are better than their reputation.
I am not an economist. I am an honest man!
Tell the truth or trump-but get the trick.
Imagination labors best in distant fields.
Humor is the good natured side of a truth.
Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.
Don't dream your life, but live your dream
The lack of money is the root of all evil.
Too bad that youth is wasted on the young.
A half-truth is the most cowardly of lies.
Use the right word, not its second cousin.
Necessity is the mother of taking chances.
Pessimist: The optimist who didn't arrive.
There is no such thing as an ordinary life.
A man may have no bad habits and have worse
Denial is much more then an Egyptian River.
The report of my death was an exaggeration.
It is better to support schools than jails.
But it warn't no time to be sentimentering.
Optimist: day-dreamer in his small clothes.
Ethical man: A Christian holding four aces.
Familiarity breeds contempt - and children.
There is only one good sex. The female one.
There are lies, damned lies and statistics.
How slow and still the time did drag along.
Go to bed early, get up early-this is wise.
He is now rising from affluence to poverty.
Every person is a book, each year a chapter.
History may not repeat, but it often rhymes.
To gnaw on is human, towards digest, divine.
How empty is theory in the presence of fact!
An uneasy conscience is a hair in the mouth.
There isn't any way to libel the human race.
If all men were rich, all men would be poor.
But old fools is the biggest fools there is.
Most men die at 27, we just bury them at 72.
...heaven for climate, and hell for society.
Do one thing every day you don't want to do.
Faith is believing things you know aint true
Don't go to sleep, so many people die there.
Good wine needs no bush; a jug is the thing.
Optimist: day dreamer more elegantly spelled.
We can't reach old age by another man's road.
Supposing is good, but finding out is better.
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead.
Name the greatest of all inventors. Accident.
A few fly bites cannot stop a spirited horse.