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There's only so much you can control in life.
My friends are a huge part of my inspiration.
I like to be left alone when I'm not working.
I'll do anything to get the laugh. I love it.
Al Pacino never looks like he's being filmed.
Confidence is the greatest gift for an actor.
Don't let yesterday use up too much of today.
Strangers are just friends I haven't met yet.
Every guy looks in his pocket and then votes.
Syntax must be bad, having sin and tax in it.
I tell you folks, all politics is applesauce.
Never let yesterday use up too much of today.
It's better to be prepared than to get ready.
I think women can cope a lot better than men.
I try to give my kids everything I never had.
Yeah, I do stand-up, my own type of stand-up.
Orson Welles was lazy. He was a late bloomer.
I find my movie props in my neighbors houses.
Im just not really attracted to black chicks.
In the Marine Corps, everything had a purpose.
I'm filthy rich! It's good to be Adam Sandler!
He has a 5 year plan... What is it, don't die?
Every show needs a jerk. I guess I'm that guy.
All I've ever tried to do is play real people.
There's nothing funny about flying to Houston.
My dad was great. He was very droll, very dry.
Grown-ups yell. I don't know why, but they do.
It's hard for a hit to be bad for your career.
I get very driven by certain themes and ideas.
A one woman cabaret of emotional impressionism
I'm tall in Sweden, but I'm huge in Hollywood.
Even though I'm an actor, I'm a very bad liar.
Life is the most exciting opportunity we have.
The older you get, the funnier fart jokes are.
It was a challenge, to work with Oliver Stone.
A kid actor to an adult actor is a tricky one.
I was home schooled starting in seventh grade.
I know my fan base is a smart group of people.
I'm kind of obsessed with food. I like to eat.
I don't spend too much time just kicking back.
In cinema, the leading player is the director.
David Sedaris is so good that it makes me mad.
You can ruin your life wanting to be an actor.
Every character I play is me, always has been.
Dance expresses joy better than anything else.
I always wrote risque comedy and crude comedy.
Mickey Rourke was the Brad Renfro of the '80s.
Being in 'Us Weekly' does not make you famous.
It's so enjoyable to play a bad guy, you know.
I felt like I was a natural [in The Simpsons].