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Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!
The idea of having a steady job is appealing.
No man is an island; but some are peninsulas.
Comedy pays the bills if I can't find a film.
I kind of have a dilettantish spirit about me
Many areas of Los Angeles have gang problems.
Im looking for a girl who's fun to be around.
Life is about using the whole box of crayons.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe.
If I'm still acting at 46, I'll be surprised.
I'm a sucker for a woman with beautiful eyes.
I am breathing. That's how I'm staying alive!
Everyone should just be exactly who they are.
Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.
You don't pick up cues, you pick up impulses.
I prefer to play the villain or the antihero.
It's hard to nap on Saturday or the weekends.
I think we all have light and dark inside us.
I get a little scared of words like maturity.
I am a fantastic cook. It's my great passion.
I still do a lot of drawing on a daily basis.
I had gone to school to study marine biology.
I write in the mornings. During my down time.
The thing is, I'm a very practical filmmaker.
I like to see how I can do it for less money.
I'm almost sometimes too subtle in my acting.
I almost died, secretly, behind closed doors.
I'm a massive sucker for music documentaries.
Wind is to us what money is to life on shore.
The only time I set the bar low is for limbo.
I'm not a crazy Vegas guy. I'm not a gambler.
Every film can be fun, even if it's a terror.
I'm really proud of 'Broken Skull Challenge.'
I actually have a pretty good sense of humor.
It is really awkward to see myself on screen.
The thing is, I'm a gypsy; I love travelling!
I really enjoy comedy. It's a real challenge.
I never wanted to be the annoying kid on set.
I like to keep my private stuff pretty vague.
I'm into computers and have been for a while.
I believe there is also a Tim Roth Monastery.
I hover closer to earth than I do the clouds.
"Eureka" is Greek for "This bath is too hot."
I'm not a smart man, but I know what love is.
I've always enjoyed Acting. Acting is acting.
I'm ready to go up to the Danny Glover level.
'Saturday Night Live' was the joy of my life.
I was always a very happy, optimistic person.
If I hadn't been an actor, I'd be a gardener.
I used to feel guilty about owning a console.