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As a comedian, you have everything working against you.
Yes I try to do everything I can not to fail hideously.
In my next lifetime, I want to come back as a composer.
I'm always amazed that people are interested in comedy.
My movies are always about the kooks and the outsiders.
Although it sounds very trite, I wish people were nice.
It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
Self improvement is masturbation. Now self destruction.
I don't think I was all that late in becoming a father.
A storyteller is basically what actors and writers are.
Hollywood could use less instead of more of everything.
I got through college realizing business was repugnant.
I wake up laughing every day. I get a kick out of life.
At my age, I don't think anyone is untouched by cancer.
The moment you grab someone by the lapels, you're lost.
There is no truth to any meeting or physical encounter.
Bugsy Siegel. The mobster with the beautiful blue eyes.
If not for my family, I would have been in big trouble.
I like friends as I like music - when I am in the mood.
In the light of our egos, we are all dethroned monarchs
By simple common sense I don't believe in God, in none.
Life could be wonderful if people would leave you alone
Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people!
Dictators free themselves, but they enslave the people.
Actors put ourselves in awkward positions all the time.
I'm tired of ignoring that I march to a different beat.
Its not our disabilities, its our abilities that count.
My imaginary friends have become my imaginary children.
To Grandma: Once upon a time, there was a boy who flew.
But I don't think I was ever destined to be a big star.
I'd much rather put on weight than have to lose weight.
I'm a Hawaiian shirt guy. I've made that life decision.
Just lead your life and try to make the best decisions.
We cannot judge of the fact, but the law upon the fact.
I find myself to be the least intimidating person ever.
Men love women but, even more than that, men love cars.
You know, I never expected to enter the movie business.
Usually I get recognized for The Blue Lagoon or Dallas.
If I had any deadly secrets, I wouldn't still be alive.
To be able to feel the lightest touch really is a gift.
Not exactly hit them, but I've restrained a few people.
I think our politicians could learn a lot from Mandela.
Of course, DeMille never did anything on a small scale.
Action scenes are not that different from other scenes.
Outside of being home with my family, I prefer a crowd.
I do enjoy working with Ryan although he owes me money.
I do probably 80 or 90 per cent of the cooking at home.
Being gay is nothing but another way to live your life.
Well, my favorite roles so far are Lucas and Lost Boys.
However, frat-boy humor is funny and it always will be.