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If you can't stand yourself, neither can anybody else!
My mom is a casting director, which is pretty awesome.
I love film; I'd love to do as many films as possible.
I want to make a movie where people are, like, 'Whoa.'
People in New York are surprised when I open my mouth.
I do comedy shows. I make fun of myself, first of all.
If you chase something too desperately, it eludes you.
Drag shows are one of my favorite things in the world.
The environment changed with Martha Stewart and Enron.
When I believe in something, I fight like hell for it.
It's funny: There's a lot of comics on 'Breaking Bad.'
I just respond to the stories I'm being asked to tell.
Criminals usually prey on weakness. They can smell it.
Does anybody have, a cold beer for Steve Austin?!??!!?
There'll never be a 'Rocky IV.' You gotta call a halt.
When a parent loses a child, there is no greater pain.
A person's life is hopefully more than just one thing.
I dont know how to get bored. I need to learn to rest.
I have no interest in writing, directing or producing.
Really, life is full of contradictions. Life is messy.
Reagan was the conservative Franklin Delano Roosevelt.
The first role I ever did... I played a Nazi skinhead.
The issue of fracking is a stick in the hornet's nest.
I am one of the lucky ones, to work with comic giants.
Brighten someone's by adding a spoon full of kindness.
I hope to be scaring children for the rest of my life.
I'm going to change my image - backward caps, the lot.
I knew at an early age that I wanted to pursue comedy.
The lack of carbohydrates can make you a little crazy.
Actresses are just professionally lovely, aren't they?
All I see is people out there who are hungry for more.
Just being hired by a great director is complimentary.
Human beings are glorious and preposterous characters.
I love yoga breathing exercises; they're very helpful.
Bones heal, but the loss of my friend will never heal.
'Saturday Night Live' was like a university for funny.
You can't make experimental work by copying past work.
I was trying to be an entrepreneur at seven years old.
Whenever I have too much downtime, I start to get sad.
I like the vampire films because of the fantasy of it.
The villain is the character that the people remember.
As an actor it gets boring to play always the villain.
I don't make any pretense about being normal. I'm not.
Doing stunt work is risky, but it's something I enjoy.
I'm a big sports fan. College football is my favorite.
If you believe in the project, you have to support it.
The search for the truth is not for the faint-hearted.
The search for the truth is not for the faint hearted.
I buy hats like women buy shoes. I have well over 150.
I have always had a sense of curiosity and aspiration.