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Pure unadulterated success is not as funny as failure.
'Wayne's World' is one of the best movies of all time.
I don't want to play fat cops for the rest of my life.
If you want to be successful, love what you are doing.
I am always going to do my best, no matter where I am.
The self persists like a dying star, In sleep, afraid.
One Ad is worth more to a paper than forty Editorials.
And who wouldn't want to date Jonathan Bennett, right?
Everything I've ever done in my life has been a fluke.
When I can, I do 25 minutes of calisthenics every day.
Funny how gentle people get with you once you're dead.
A pretty girl is certainly comparable to a good horse.
If there's comfort involved, it's probably not for me.
As an actor, you should be willing to take challenges.
I really don't give a care, I'm going to live for ever
It's just Gods way of getting babies to heaven faster!
Oh I love children, but I could never eat a whole one.
I don't feel like I have to dress up to go to the deli.
Well it's hard to remember who, but I drunk dial a lot.
An actor always wants to sink his teeth into something.
I want to show people that environmentalism can be fun!
If you keep yourself alive and current, funny is funny.
If people want to know who I am, it is all in the work.
On film you put all your energies into a single glance.
On a selfish basis, I really enjoy sports and activity.
I don't get dressed up as the character to go audition.
I want to play the mean girl one day - or the mean gay!
Pfft, who wants to make a movie about a guy in a house?
Hitchcock had to fight to the death to make his movies.
I'm not trying to be some kind of underground renegade.
Why do I love being naked? Because I was born that way?
[David Boreanaz]'s got a very, very cute little giggle.
Let's all try to conserve water. But it's OK to shower.
Beware the tyranny of the weak. They just suck you dry.
I have a son in Barcelona whom I am madly in love with.
I never get the girl. I wind up with a country instead.
What drew me to acting in the first place was disguise.
I'm trying to make people feel welcome and feel valued.
I have a couple of really hard, weird laughs every day.
They're a very strange lot actors, very strange people.
You've got to make haste while it's still light of day.
I love the characters I've had the opportunity to play.
Don't trust somebody that don't have a troubled period.
Actors should avoid talking about their personal lives.
The muscles in my lower abdomen had torn off my pelvis.
Alcohol is really just the liquid version of Photoshop.
You can't knock a place where you realized your dreams.
Women need a reason to have sex, men just need a place.
I'm going to go on just living and laughing and loving.
Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place.