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I think that you can make a drama and have it be intensely funny, and vice versa.
If I had a horse of my own that I loved and fed and knew me, it would be amazing.
A sense of humor saves your life, and being able to make friends wherever you go.
I'm a very slow reader, and books of interviews are an absolute favorite of mine.
A lot of action movies today seem to have scenes that just lead up to the action.
The bad news is that only the bad people reach the news because they are noisier.
I'm not a believer in 'what you don't know won't hurt you,' unless it's innocent.
Certainly I'm always willing to talk to anyone who's interested in talking to me!
Yeah, I've been interested in music since I was a teenager, always writing songs.
When I was in high school, the drama teacher picked me to play Iago in 'Othello.'
I kind of like the ping-pong coach aspect; it somehow fits, and I don't know how.
Moths are okay. Actually, moths don't bother me near as much as, say, spiders do.
I was bar mitzvahed at Beth Shalom, and I had trouble. I didn't quite get it all.
I never made more than $50 doing any play in Chicago. That was the way I grew up.
I think of myself as a funny guy but nobody thinks I'm funnier than my daughters.
I think it's a room full of insecure actors, which is ultimately very comforting.
I'd like to meet a nice girl and leave all those 'hottest bachelor' lists behind.
Madness is never that far away. It's as close as saying yes to the wrong impulse.
If someone said, 'Sit down and write a 'Community' episode,' I would be panicked.
I'm an actor. I love to act. That's my job. I'll leave the politicking to others.
Things are rarely as exciting or dramatic as we make them out to be in the press.
Self-consciousness can destroy a performance. Getting rid of that is always good.
Well, if I hadn't have been an actor I would have gone on to play college sports.
I love 'Cabaret' and 'George M!' They're both incredible as far as I'm concerned.
You have to do bad things in order to become a hero. You have to make sacrifices.
Actually caffeine is too hard on my system. I'm a delicate boy from Plano, Texas.
I think, at the end of the day, if you're a good actor, then you're a good actor.
I think we're all born with a sense of humor. Creativity is another thing though.
It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand.
I have a good friend who's a Texas girl; Texas girls are a whole different breed.
I like entertaining. I adore it. I feel I'm in the right place. Without question.
Why don't we try falling in love first and then I'll see what happens after that?
I got fired from being a lunch-shift bartender because I had a reading of a play.
When good things come along, you end up saying yes to them. Because they're rare.
No villain thinks of himself as a villain, and that's the approach I always take.
I'm very much a typical midwesterner, and I don't think the condition is curable.
If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.
I think your children are your measure of success, regardless of work and career.
My interest lies in my self-expression -- what's inside of me -- not what I'm in.
To be a great actor you just need to comprehend, so that's why I became a writer.
I'm scared of boogers. If anyone ever showed me a booger I'd smash their face in.
There's an innocence to Ozzy Osbourne. He's mingling, but he's somewhat detached.
If you write, produce and direct, you own things and see them through to the end.
If you can figure out how to get paid to do something you love, that's the dream.
I'm able to leave Don Draper at work. I'm quite dissimilar from him in real life.
Being in TV is insane. The notes you get sometimes, I just don't understand them.
Thank God for theater and film and television and my very, very, very lucky life.
Im inspired by throwing out any darkness that is inside of me. For me, art cures.
This is the saddest, most depressing music I've ever heard. It makes me so happy.
I went to USC and tried to learn about the other side of the camera a little bit.